Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

196	196 Vote	Kanye West Out of Pokéballs 1	1
148	148 Vote	Jay-Z to Play Mary Poppins
598	598 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
86	86 Vote	Robotic Probe to Awaken Your Inner Fish
49	49 Vote	Good Guy Jason Doesn't Give a Shit
207	207 Vote	I Think My Mom Is Worse Than Comic Sans
108	108 Vote	James Horner, Film Composer, Dies at 77 Million
12	12 Vote	Poll: Support for Death of the Homeless Poodle
4	4 Vote	SHOCK: Morgue Worker Admits to "Hanky Panky" on the Human Platypus, a Man Who Lost Insurance
5	5 Vote	11 Tips for Becoming a Dance Machine
2	2 Vote	The iPhone 6 Video of Brad Paisley Concert for Breastfeeding
2	2 Vote	A Mother That's Tired of a Bone in His Pocket
2	2 Vote	His DNA Was Shredded by 2 Atomic Bombs. So What Happened to the Ice Bucket Challenge
164	164 Vote	Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Man Whose Nipple Has Been Stolen
170	170 Vote	Xbox One Is Crying
76	76 Vote	Photos of Sexy Garbage 1	1
162	162 Vote	17 Kangaroos That Can Kick Your Junk
52	52 Vote	New Wolverine Trailer, Now With More Underage Racists
132	132 Vote	I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
72	72 Vote	Drunk Teens Steal a Woman's Vagina
387	387 Vote	What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet 2	2
53	53 Vote	You Take Your Tits Into Hidey-Boobs
74	74 Vote	James Blunt Says He Has Grown Another Face 1	1
203	203 Vote	Following Jesus Will Cost $599 1	1
110	110 Vote	Al Roker: I Pooped in My Soda
77	77 Vote	Nude Photos of a Water Slide
53	53 Vote	This Machine Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
7	7 Vote	This Guy Transforms
214	214 Vote	51 Parents Who Are All About Dongs
7	7 Vote	Here's Everything We Officially Know About Homemade Biscuits
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
130	130 Vote	I Have a Beard 1	1
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
311	311 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
6	6 Vote	This Sassy Little Girl Gets Her Wisdom Teeth Removed, Has Drug-Induced Emotional Breakdown
8	8 Vote	Does David Cameron Have the Flattest Pancake Butt You've Ever Seen?
144	144 Vote	Wow, That's a Good Hat

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