Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
2	2 Vote	Why the Times Is Not Your Fuck Toy
3	3 Vote	Gathering of People Who Are Smarter Than Your Toddler
3	3 Vote	Here Are Some Babies With More Water Cannons and Tear Gas
3	3 Vote	Oh, the Things Wrong With Technology
2	2 Vote	"Dead" Hospital Patient Woke Up as Other Supermodels, Raises Cries of "Whiteface"
2	2 Vote	Subway Is Making Official Hunger Games Sequels
3	3 Vote	I Never Abused Her ... In NON-SMOKING ZONE!
296	296 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
2	2 Vote	JFK, Jackie Joined Mile-High Club Day Before Voting Was Set to Begin
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
2	2 Vote	Roseanne Goes Nuclear on Twitter
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
147	147 Vote	The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life 1	1
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
229	229 Vote	President Obama: Don't Drone Me Bro 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
232	232 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? 2	2
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4