Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

92	92 Vote	This Kid Was a Cocky Little Bitch
7	7 Vote	Awkward Sex at 30,000 Feet
5	5 Vote	Whoa, Scientists Are Working Together
115	115 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Commercials
138	138 Vote	The Reasons Why Parties Are Way Better Alone 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
392	392 Vote	What It's Like to Be Forked 1	1
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6