Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

101	101 Vote	A Cannabis Factory Was Just Named Best Laundromat in Baltimore
76	76 Vote	Charlize Theron Says She Was Fed a "Meth Sandwich"
7	7 Vote	New Archbishop to Be NFL Player
56	56 Vote	Malcolm X Was Right, Islam Can Solve These 18 Anagrams
7	7 Vote	Mitch McConnell Admits the "Star Wars" Theory Has Everyone Thinking
58	58 Vote	Elegant Pajamas That Make Everything Better
7	7 Vote	Party Time in Bed
131	131 Vote	5 Signs Something Is Wrong With Your Actual Personality
59	59 Vote	Cops, America's Longest-Running Reality Show, Has Been Stealing My Family's and Friends Panties for Years
52	52 Vote	Janelle Monáe Wants to Hunt Us
42	42 Vote	Sean Spicer Makes His Surreal Debut as a Decent Stripper
91	91 Vote	These "Nightmare Potatoes" Are Just Horrific
115	115 Vote	Well if That Isn't the Funniest Thing I've Ever Seen in My Mouth
179	179 Vote	Uranus Smells Like Her Vagina 1	1
39	39 Vote	Opinion: When It Rains, Lava Pours
142	142 Vote	Tesla Warns Workers Who Don't Like Anime
73	73 Vote	I Started My Period at Age 90
73	73 Vote	Canada, Germany Move to Portugal
101	101 Vote	I've Been Texting a Girl at Knifepoint
9	9 Vote	We're All Tired of Failing
69	69 Vote	Florida Man Is the Problem, Not Trump
185	185 Vote	Trump Administration Promises 100 Million Coronavirus Cases
32	32 Vote	Husband Cuts His Wife's Nose Off With the Help of His Aquarium in Belgium
45	45 Vote	Elite Dangerous: Odyssey Will Let Alaska Hunters Kill Bear Cubs in Dens
103	103 Vote	7 Ways to Ask People to "Deflate Deez Nuts"
122	122 Vote	A Doctor Who Is Also a Dog
127	127 Vote	Voice of Kermit the Frog: "I Am Heath Ledger"
70	70 Vote	Flash Mobs Break Out in Public Urinals
51	51 Vote	Three Dark Lords Walk Into a Car (Video)
7	7 Vote	Tiny Hippo on the Fridge
89	89 Vote	Who Needs Dialogue When You Can Preorder Tony Hawk's Pro Skater Remasters
90	90 Vote	Trump Has Returned to Nature
128	128 Vote	Grandmother, 80, Is Stabbed in the Butt With Flu
7	7 Vote	Fuck Forgiveness, I Just Lit the Match
8	8 Vote	Adorable Girl Can't Find Her Goggles (They Are on the Gender Wage Gap
419	419 Vote	Spider-Man: Into the Pavement 1	1
134	134 Vote	Microsoft Excel Is Still a Prick
49	49 Vote	Boners? On the Cheap With Aerie's 6 for $25 Deal
85	85 Vote	Terrorist Caught With Hand in Male Stripper's Pants (PHOTO)
34	34 Vote	Johnny Silverhand in Metal Gear Solid Mod Gives Geralt a Dad Bod

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