Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

andrewcarrell

Voted Headlines

36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
143	143 Vote	The Force Is Strong With This Screaming Goat
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
613	613 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
316	316 Vote	Try Not Being a Shithead 1	1
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
153	153 Vote	When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Crime-Fighting Vigilante
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
298	298 Vote	Eat Shit and DIE!: A Very Special Episode of Dr. Phil You Won't Watch 1	1
274	274 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
108	108 Vote	War Criminal's Burial Will Be HELLA FUN!
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
421	421 Vote	Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women 2	2
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
37	37 Vote	Somebody Looked at This Graphic