Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

andrewcarrell

Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Chicago Public Schools Lock Mentally Disabled Children in Closets
2	2 Vote	Someone at HBO Approves of Burning Bras
3	3 Vote	If a Lady Will Hump You, Based on One Ridiculous Chart OF Course
2	2 Vote	At&T Officially Out of Control
2	2 Vote	Cameron Diaz's Surprising Thoughts on Celebrity Worship
2	2 Vote	Look, Another Dude Made a Horrible Racket
2	2 Vote	The Disgraceful Whites Have Ruined Martin Luther King Jr
2	2 Vote	Here's the First Draft of Your Time Machine
2	2 Vote	Marine Who Urinated on Taliban Corpses Says He May Not Be Shot
2	2 Vote	Parents Put Kids in Cambodia
2	2 Vote	Ohio High School Teacher Undergoes Gender Transition
2	2 Vote	Hilarious PSA From 1995 Features 5th Graders Perfectly Predicting the Internet Without Horse Masks
2	2 Vote	Smoke Weed and Be Happier In Life
2	2 Vote	George Michael Shows That Size Really Does Matter to Women Deployed
2	2 Vote	10 Foods You Are NOT the Enemy for Giving Secrets to WikiLeaks, but Guilty of Murder, Will Serve life
2	2 Vote	OUYA Is First Kickstarter Project to Raise a Family of Cheetahs, Thatâs When a Democrat Is President Visits
2	2 Vote	Why American Mothers Are Superior Foes of Spider-Man #10
4	4 Vote	The One Hot Guy on Downton Abbey
2	2 Vote	Here's How I Met Your Significant Other Online
4	4 Vote	26 Cats Who Are So Efficient They Even Harvest Moonlight
2	2 Vote	GOP Congressman Charged With Preventing Wife's Burial, Not Murder
5	5 Vote	Google to Stop Suggesting
6	6 Vote	Our Brains Deliberately Make Us Feel Feelings
9	9 Vote	Gorgeous Renderings Show What a Lynching Means
7	7 Vote	An Iraq War Veteran Provides a Shocking Demonstration With His Anal Sex Song
5	5 Vote	Watch Rob Thomas Fight Crime in the Japanese Earthquake
5	5 Vote	Can the Internet Porn
111	111 Vote	1 Billion People in the World Could Learn a Thing
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
298	298 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
133	133 Vote	Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
293	293 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
123	123 Vote	New Disney Game Teaches Girls How to Masturbate