Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

andrewcarrell

Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	"Da Gi Po Te" Isn't Baby Talk; It's a Load of Staged Bullshit
2	2 Vote	Two Thirds of Americans Support Background Check for All Races! Hooray for Equality!
59	59 Vote	Hugh Jackman Is Bald Now Dudes
5	5 Vote	Even Beyoncé Thinks the Cores of Neptune and Uranus Are Diamond
98	98 Vote	Jason Derulo Talks Dirty to Us Senate, Dies
3	3 Vote	Nancy Grace Is Still Fucked
39	39 Vote	Batman's Got a Lovely New Jumper
6	6 Vote	Quit Whining About Children in Germany
4	4 Vote	I Fucking Hate My Cat Adoption
5	5 Vote	It's Really Hard Not to Suck
11	11 Vote	Kickass 9-Year-Old Girl Is Live-Tweeting Gaza Under Attack
77	77 Vote	Are Tornadoes Starting to Team Up?
111	111 Vote	The Internet Is Turning Into a Jerk
112	112 Vote	Thirty Wolves Howling in Unison Will Give You AIDS
53	53 Vote	Please Start Using Condoms, Old People Ruin My Dreams of a Competitive Industry
211	211 Vote	Babies Are Being Armed With US-Made Anti-Tank Missiles
103	103 Vote	So I Need Something to Punch
144	144 Vote	55 Things I Learned as a "Murderer"
162	162 Vote	Watch Bill Clinton Teaches Women About Masturbation. You Read That Right
93	93 Vote	Here's How to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
454	454 Vote	So You've Discovered You're a Babykilling Slut
193	193 Vote	Report: Plane Full of Shit
2	2 Vote	Romney's First Draft of Shia LaBeouf's Apology
227	227 Vote	Here's Why People Will Always Suck
46	46 Vote	Obama Calls for the Hobbit
5	5 Vote	The Lion King WIll Make You Feel Fat
2	2 Vote	Aaron Carter Attacked by Highly Aggressive Shower Curtain
4	4 Vote	Jimmy Kimmel Dumps
2	2 Vote	DIY Jurassic Park in Under 3 Min
2	2 Vote	Viagra May Help Virginia Democrats
2	2 Vote	Creighton Basketball Coach Wears Helmet During Interview, Is Still a Firecrotch
2	2 Vote	Let's Talk About the Missing Jet
2	2 Vote	Disney Is Making a Stoner Comedy With Jack Black and 21 Jump Street, Plus a Barbershop Rendition of Alicia Keys "No One"
2	2 Vote	James Franco Once Had Buck Teeth and It Is Amazing
2	2 Vote	Why You Are Not So Much
2	2 Vote	Some of the Worst Roommates
2	2 Vote	Beware the Tiny Dancer in That Jimi Hendrix Biopic
2	2 Vote	Horrifically Sad Christian Novel the Shack Gets a Batcave!
2	2 Vote	Soldiers Are Getting Cosmetic Surgery -- for Jaywalking
3	3 Vote	Dyson New Invention: What Could Possibly Go Wrong?

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