Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

71	71 Vote	31 Adorable Slang Terms for Sex Toys
108	108 Vote	Don't Be an Asian-Themed Shitshow
88	88 Vote	These Guys Decided to Insult Single Women, Men, and Moms All at Once. With Shoes
76	76 Vote	Cat Overlord Falls in Love (Featuring Jay Z)
100	100 Vote	Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
77	77 Vote	Dirty, Filthy Animals Dance to "Blurred Lines" 1	1
76	76 Vote	These Elderly Folks Were Just Schooled by a Water Bottle
159	159 Vote	A Girl Who Dressed Like a Giant Dong 1	1
115	115 Vote	Work-At-Home Mom Quits Her Mom Job in His House, Becomes Owl Whisperer
310	310 Vote	"AAAUUUUGGGGHHHH!" Is for Sale 3	3
96	96 Vote	Add an Origami Dinosaur to Your Butts
129	129 Vote	How Being Gay Was Her Gateway Drug . . . To Independence?
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
101	101 Vote	What's a Penis Worth? Turns Out, a Hell of a Crawfish Boil
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
207	207 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired From Cannon 3 Miles Away
123	123 Vote	Drake Hasn't Actually Made a Pornographic "Parody" of Spongebob Squarepants
112	112 Vote	Truck Full of Shit
101	101 Vote	These Are Some Good-Looking Jellyfish
243	243 Vote	This Is One Stupid Asshole
85	85 Vote	Interviews With People Who Tried to Sneak "Badonkadonk" Into a Movie
81	81 Vote	Kidnapped California Teen Takes to Twitter After Rescue, Says Her Lesbian Grandmas Can't Get Enough
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
85	85 Vote	Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
88	88 Vote	Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
254	254 Vote	The Enormous Mission to Find Hope in Humanity
67	67 Vote	Here Are Two of (Hint: Not Penises)
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
119	119 Vote	Britney Spears Breaks Up Tiny Dog Argument, Order Is Restored
129	129 Vote	This Woman Breaks Both Her Legs During Threesome in Car Crash
343	343 Vote	Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
78	78 Vote	RIP Harold Ramis, the Man Who Wishes His Penis Away...and It Becomes a Spider
75	75 Vote	I Want to Avoid Being Beaten
78	78 Vote	Shoot Em Up: Help! My Boy Is Obsessed With Wieners
78	78 Vote	Win Three Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art (By Grown Men)
203	203 Vote	We Need to Stop Talking Shit
115	115 Vote	6 Spectacularly Failed Attempts to Make Right Decisions

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