Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

an0nymouse

Voted Headlines

65	65 Vote	He Passes the Test. Let Him Onto Our Ship?
165	165 Vote	Why Do Gay People Call Me a Zombie!
75	75 Vote	Birdman -- DENIED at Hollywood Orgies
92	92 Vote	Nebraska Man Changes His Name to Gender-Bending Fern
76	76 Vote	The Termite Swarms Are Here and It's Not Beautiful
107	107 Vote	We Now Know Who I Am, Even Though I'm a Dad!
66	66 Vote	I Just Got Her Dream Home Thanks to the Street Fighter
220	220 Vote	The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas" 1	1
127	127 Vote	Magnitude 4.0 Earthquake Shakes Twitter Into Sarcasm Overload
184	184 Vote	How This Woman Drank Her Own Broken Legs After a Hangover
110	110 Vote	The Man Who Didn't Realize He Was in 1958
108	108 Vote	The 10 Bible Characters You'll Meet in College Campus
188	188 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
75	75 Vote	Russian Artist Nails His Scrotum to Street in More Ways Than We Thought
72	72 Vote	Manly Tears Have Been So Sad
216	216 Vote	Woman Arrested After Trying to Kill Everyone in Britain? Probably Not as Dangerous as Heroin Use
71	71 Vote	This Kid Punched a Hole in the Amazon?
111	111 Vote	Several Babies Born Alive
115	115 Vote	Someone Broke the No-Farting Rule in the Federal Agenda for 2009-2010
253	253 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
78	78 Vote	Cuomo: Big-Dicked Convict and His Glorious Beard Remind You He Still Exists
77	77 Vote	Put Down the Fucking Chest
65	65 Vote	Because F**k You in the Shower
106	106 Vote	I Like Living Paycheck to Paycheck
598	598 Vote	Brad Pitt: I Don't Understand Amiibos
111	111 Vote	Trump Is Trumped in the Neck and Lost His Ability to Dance! #Courage
86	86 Vote	Robotic Probe to Awaken Your Inner Fish
78	78 Vote	Riker Gets His Chance to Populate the United States in 3,326 Days
362	362 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
98	98 Vote	There Are No Farts in These Double-Chocolate and Caramel Bars
82	82 Vote	Get That Furry Crap Out of Unsuspecting Boaters
77	77 Vote	Burn Them, Burn All of the Sea Turtles
171	171 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster Is My Oldest Friend
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
139	139 Vote	New York City Has Become a F**kboy.....
110	110 Vote	"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
88	88 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Arnold Schwarzenegger Almost Didn't Happen
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
155	155 Vote	That's It! I'm Getting Tired of Your Life Advice