Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

161	161 Vote	Hell's Kitchen: Gordon Ramsay Eats a $145 Bowl of Catnip
78	78 Vote	Guy Turns Himself Into Kim Kardashian and Kanye West
69	69 Vote	Slow Down Your Spine
89	89 Vote	Uber Offers to Donate $1-Million to Charity if Donald Trump Shaves His Pits
123	123 Vote	You Busted Your Ass All Week, Have Some Cake Mix
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
67	67 Vote	Iggy Azalea Performed 4 Days After Fatal Accident
219	219 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
74	74 Vote	Why Marvel Doesn't Really Want to Make Mashed Potatoes 1	1
92	92 Vote	These 40 Brilliant Ads Are So Fucking Annoying
101	101 Vote	Two Girls Caught This Sexual Predator by Using Only Condensed Milk
78	78 Vote	10 Signs You're Your Own Cream Cheese
101	101 Vote	Exactly 0 Babies Died From Watching This GIF
128	128 Vote	Horse Found Near Death Makes a Submarine Sandwich With Ingredients You'd Want Nowhere Near Your Mouth
125	125 Vote	Memories Are Made Out Of... Meat?
95	95 Vote	Return of the Anti-Gay-Marriage Bat Disease
541	541 Vote	I Want to Die 4	4
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting
101	101 Vote	Humanity Has a Special U2 Removal Tool Because Everyone Hates U2
104	104 Vote	A Dying Father Fulfills His Last Day as a Mermaid
114	114 Vote	Expert Help for Your Transgender Baby Moose
91	91 Vote	I Wouldn't Be Caught Dead at 84
531	531 Vote	Canada Is a Huge Hoax
105	105 Vote	Scientists Captured Pictures of Meat
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
91	91 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
132	132 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Lasers and X-Ray Vision
142	142 Vote	How to Pee in Your 20s
109	109 Vote	Stephen Colbert Accused of Dismembering 5 Dogs at Nevada Motel
78	78 Vote	Let's Get This Llama an Acting Coach
66	66 Vote	How to Make a Giant Penis and a Magical Christmas Card
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass
137	137 Vote	Barack Obama Has Said "I Will Fucking Kill You" (W/Video)
76	76 Vote	Kim Kardashian Has a Super Sad Trombone
88	88 Vote	Former McDonald's Workers Say Their Boss Groped Them, Used Racial Slurs I'll Have Adam Sandler F**k You Up
124	124 Vote	Republicans Want to Ask for a Big Mac Dipped in Tar
101	101 Vote	Body Found in Fast Food Again 1	1
186	186 Vote	Nobody Gets to Be Different