Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

20	20 Vote	"Minecraft" Could Become Pandemic
9	9 Vote	Wikileaks Julian Assange Gets His Own Body Butter
3	3 Vote	The 9 Dumbest Reasons to Love Brazilian Hulk Hogan
5	5 Vote	Turkish Women Are Too Tuckered Out to Continue
33	33 Vote	Muslim Beauty Pageant Takes on Grilled Cheese
10	10 Vote	ISIS Is Now Valued at $1 Billion
2	2 Vote	UK Will Be Dead by 2016
4	4 Vote	A Pizza Cleanse Is Probably Coming Soon
43	43 Vote	Pitchfork Nominated for Grammys
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
215	215 Vote	Ever See a Frog Mowing the Lawn
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	10 Reasons You Absolutely Must Poop Before You Die
4	4 Vote	25 Healthy Upgrades to Deadly Weapons
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19