Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

184	184 Vote	So My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
21	21 Vote	Rupert Murdoch and His Flying Robot Unicorn
242	242 Vote	Everyone Poops, but 2.6 Billion People Do It Again
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
16	16 Vote	Romney Accuses Obama of Taking Photos Under skirts
161	161 Vote	MineCraft Multiplayer Goes Down as an Official Religion
213	213 Vote	Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
33	33 Vote	SHOCK: It's Hard to Tell Asians Apart
140	140 Vote	Guy Who Acted Creepy Could Prevent It From Happening Again
8	8 Vote	Amanda Bynes Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
213	213 Vote	The Mostly Sexless Sex Scandal (SFW)
7	7 Vote	Scuse Me While I Unironically Use the N-Word
8	8 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Dooms Newborn Daughter to Life With David Hasselhoff
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
280	280 Vote	Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire 1	1
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
164	164 Vote	Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party

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