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Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars
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101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
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Sex Workers Tweet Their Pregnancy Tests
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Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Obama 2.0: Time to Recognize a Third Gender
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How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
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Watch Live: Obama Speaks Out About Twerking
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We Have to Pee in Apple Stores
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Sonic Is in Labor
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport
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Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed?
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Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33
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Here's the First 12 Minutes of Honest Television That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Marilyn Monroe Assembled Drones During World War for Cybertron
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Border "Loophole" Allows Hundreds to Flow From Mexico to U.S. If They Are White, Straight Males
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Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness
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Obama: There Are Kids Starving in America?
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Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders
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Nintendo Unveils the iPhone
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KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs
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Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
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My Year as an African Lion
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Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters
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Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee
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I Can't Help but Notice That There Aren't Any Female Breakfast Cereal Mascots?
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69 Things More Erotic Than the President
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Edward Snowden to Eat Free Burgers for Life
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Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom
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Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech
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Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
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Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune!
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Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
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Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water