Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
251	251 Vote	Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
369	369 Vote	Man Dies After Being Rejected by "Haters"
121	121 Vote	Kittens Frolicking Is Basically Porn
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
173	173 Vote	Miraculously, Nobody Was Hurt by This 9-Year-Old
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
235	235 Vote	Stealth Game Where You Argue About Slashfic
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
109	109 Vote	All Dogs Go to Prison
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
86	86 Vote	Quit Fucking With Us
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
194	194 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Heartwarming
124	124 Vote	Match.Com Acquires Online Dating Engine That Measures the Urine on Your Clothes
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
104	104 Vote	Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
447	447 Vote	Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
297	297 Vote	It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
89	89 Vote	I've Seen GHOSTS!!!! ... One Popped Out of Noodles 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
170	170 Vote	The One Awesome Fact About Eating Squid Sperm
136	136 Vote	NSA Director Alexander Admits He Lied About Being a Douche
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
135	135 Vote	There's No Such Thing as a Stripper
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1