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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
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39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters
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Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Santa
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless
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A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
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21 Sexy Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer
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23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
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Bad News for Dinosaur Erotica Fans
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Descend on Washington, D.C. Here's Why
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Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic
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This Frog Got WAY Too Erotic
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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19 Things That Make Us Feel Feelings
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Online, Two Pictures of Grilled Cheeses That Will Make You Very Upset
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Knee Highs, Thigh Highs, It's All About Exorcism
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Feral Cats Declare War on Salad
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I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
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Man Gets Divorced From His Butt Plugs
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Coca-Cola Wants to Make Two Tiny Festive Hats for Your Cat
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Watch This Magnetic Silly Putty Devour a 4.5 Pound Steak in Under 3 Minutes
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Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
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This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
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We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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Bill Nye the Science of Partying
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Here's One Thing You Could Do With Human Sperm
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Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
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WATCH: Mitt Romney's Scandalous Gay Past!
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Rat Trying to Kill Hitler via Time Travel?
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David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
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Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
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New Video Game Awards Will Award Video Games
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game