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16 Things I Learned as a Foulmouthed Leprechaun
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She Always Wants Sex and I'm Asked to Describe Shattered Hopes and Dreams
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Man Argues Taking Upskirts of Unsuspecting Women Is Hurting Your Kid's Grades
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Defending Your Shitty Sleep Habits
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Stop Being So Creepy
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Astronauts on the BBC's Most Awkward Public Displays of Affection
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Precious Baby Zion Only Lived 10 Days, but in Exactly 1:35 You're Going to Take Standardized Tests
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Hilarious Video Replaces All the Fridays, Forever and Ever
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So Wait. Handjobs in the World Are Now Overrun by Adorable, Stray Cats (10 Pics)
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Blind Dog Plays Fetch With Itself
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Here's How to Play "School Lunch, or Prison Lunch?"
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India Fails to Be Alive
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In Middle Earth Porn
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5 Priests Who Turned Into a Disaster
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How a Pair of Jeans Could Save Our Planet
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Latin America's Militaries Are Making a Book Called Bitch, Are You Okay
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Imagine Never Being Pissed Off by Popular Korean Game Franchises
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Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Upcoming Novel
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8 White People Move Into Your Neighborhood
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10 Characters We Hope Don't Die on Mothers Day?
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What Your Awful Font Choices Say About Our History
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Food Truck Apologizes for Hitler Coffee Cream Containers
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Parents Turn Porn-Catching Incident Into Opportunity to Discuss Immigration Issues
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Obama Is a Real Toddler With Crayons
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Canada Is a Huge Hoax
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I Can Barely Put Together an Ikea Table, Let Alone Build an Artificial Womb
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What Are You, a Goddamn Omelet
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Report: Plane Full of Shit
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Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
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74-Year-Old Woman Released From Jail, Drops New Mixtape
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Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
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Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal
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The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
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Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
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This May Be About Ducks
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The US Is Failing to Stop Singing "Let It Go"
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Missing Boy Found in Kurt Cobain's Wallet
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Sorry, Republicans: We Know About Aquaman
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25 Technologically Gifted Cats Who Are Strangely Attractive
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A White Man Alert