Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

87	87 Vote	Robber Shot After Yelling "Don't Shoot Me, I'm Pregnant" Was Not Pregnant, All Thanks to 3D Animation
343	343 Vote	Beyoncé May Have Been Stalking Humanity for 70,000 Years
251	251 Vote	"Sesame Street" Shatters Little Girls Princess Dreams, Replaces Them With Leather
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
223	223 Vote	Police Search for America's Best Burrito
217	217 Vote	37 People Trying Not to Eat Bees 2	2
160	160 Vote	Cookie Monster Is in Grave Condition
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
71	71 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Might Be Pregnant Again 1	1
89	89 Vote	Grandmother in Critical Condition After Being Shot While Filming a Sex Scene
99	99 Vote	Real-Life Pooh Bear Gets Greedy Face Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina 1	1
153	153 Vote	6'8" and Scared of Porn
362	362 Vote	Is Marvel Making a Book Bound in Human Skin? Sorry, Not This Time 1	1
96	96 Vote	Scottish Independence Movement Leader Inspired by Frozen's Elsa
219	219 Vote	Cameron Diaz Fucks a Car Accident
197	197 Vote	Bro Attempts to Pick Up Grandmas, Fails Miserably
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
89	89 Vote	Snake Takes a Selfie During Unauthorized Biopsy
93	93 Vote	I Wish My Computer Gave Me Herpes
114	114 Vote	What Do People "Titty Fuck"?
71	71 Vote	How I Used to Be a Smoke Detector
132	132 Vote	This Pokémon Bread Looks Like Kanye ... Again
192	192 Vote	Doll With a Giant, Exploding Penis 2	2
264	264 Vote	Disney Wants You to F@#k Off 1	1
165	165 Vote	"Lego Movie 2" Will Have Less Sex Advice, Fewer Gay Men Being Beaten on Camera 1	1
144	144 Vote	80% of 10-Year-Olds Have Been "Better Off" as Slaves
283	283 Vote	5 Things That Happened
363	363 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like I've Found My Fan Fiction 1	1
315	315 Vote	Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
117	117 Vote	"Honey Boo Boo" Nominated for Nobel Peace Prize
321	321 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into a Meme 3	3
82	82 Vote	SpongeBob and Friends Go Back to the British Parliament
140	140 Vote	Watch Tetris Played on Meth Lab Equipment
76	76 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Require a License
54	54 Vote	King Tut's Penis May Help Explain Migraine Headaches
250	250 Vote	9 French Toast Recipes Using Nothing but Garbage
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
99	99 Vote	Click Anywhere for a Mass Extinction
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined

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