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Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage

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Time to go to sleep.
THE EYE OF THE TIGER ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT

Yes... Yes... I Am Death

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Best one-liner ever

Human, Why Do Girls Do This? -_-

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Aliens in a nutshell

This Is Pretty Much Bullshit

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Ok.

I Killed a Man. Years Later, He Can't Help but Laugh

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The funeral will commence.

8 years later,
Corpse: "HAHAHAHAHA"

Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON

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Selenophobia.

Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit"

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Expensivest? That is bad gramar.
And yes, my mistakes are on purpise.

Rand Paul Takes a Shit and Then There's This Pinball

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xD

Um, Jesus Is Great Dane

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Shocking.

This Might Just Be a Mind F#@k to Get Film Adaptation, Possibly Directed by Alexander Payne

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Never heard of that book

It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever

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This explains why no one comments on headlines anymore.

Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer

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4. Put a rainbow flag on each kernel.
5. If there are 2 kernels stuck together, use red food coloring to make a heart above it.

Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz

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Then they advertised with Playboy for Bayonetta 2.

J.K. Rowling Says Harry Potter Sequel!

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Old news

Scandal: Politician Goes to Work

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SO SHOCKING!

I Grew Up in an Elevator

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Well done.

Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles

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Weirdest Electric Company opening ever!

Oh God, This Fucking Pencil

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I love how 2 best headlines revolve around pencils.

Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend

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*crazy cartoon music plays*

Obama Calls for Boycotts and Domain Transfers

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First ever

Chinese Authorities Make Arrests in Attempt to Make Homemade Bagels

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Ok

NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious

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;)

This Is Why You Need to Caption This Photo of a Line

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_____________
CAPTION IT

How Five Nights at Freddy's Is a Sin!

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Says everyone ever.

Obama Takes a Shit

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xD

HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico

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Poor uncle Rico

The Orb Return to "The View"

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We do need more orbs.

All the Secrets of Making Fun of Diet Ads

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Let's find out, shall we?

They Asked Him His Job. Big Mistake

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He is a spy, and this info is classified

7 Popular Old-Timey "Hobbies" That Will Blow Your Mind Blown

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They will blown your mind blown, for sure

Bob Newhart Finally Wins an Emmy After Decades of Trying to Stowaway on a Plane, and He Wants to Be Broadcast in Times Square Enix

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xD

23 Pumpkins Who Were Total Badasses

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They fought.

"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt

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xD

16 Badass Fictional Girls Who Found Out and Proud Gay Folks, Why Should We All Become Yogurt Zombies

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We should all become yogurt zombies

Let's Build a House for $5

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Ok.

"Love Letters" Cast Members Acting Out a Hurricane

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Sounds exciting