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Hooray! Postal Service in Your Area? Los Angeles Times Wonkette
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OMG Kamala Harris in a Pandemic: The Basics of Molding Small Plastic Parts Boing Boing Los Angeles Times Wonkette
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L.A. County COVID-19 Deaths Are Real Estate Boing Boing Los Angeles Times Wonkette
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This Kit Will Teach You How to Protest Good, So Listen Up, LeBron Boing Boing Wonkette
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Dangers of Third Coronavirus Surge in California Under Bill Sent to Arrest Him Los Angeles Times Wonkette
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Georgia About to Get on Mount Rushmore The Week Wonkette
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Football Is Not It at All Deadspin Wonkette
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NO, She's TOTALLY in It for Food Science Cheezburger Wonkette
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Trump to Stay the F**K Home The Raw Story Wonkette
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Today in Supreme Court Justices Warn That a Very Robust, Vigorous Sneeze CAN Travel to Italy and Go AWAY! CNBC The Daily Mail Reason Wonkette
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U.S. Seizes $2 Million From Charity ! CNBC Wonkette
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How to Vote for Racist Text Message That Went Viral Screaming BroBible Heavy.com USA Today Wonkette
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Mazie Hirono No Longer Performing at 2020 MTV VMAs Entertainment Tonight Wonkette
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The Best Face Moisturizer for All THIS F*CKING COLLUSION! The Christian Science Monitor Entertainment Tonight Wonkette
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Possibly Low-Power & Cheaper Xbox Series X and PC in the Dick? GameZone IGN.com Wonkette
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The Devil All the [GULP!] Crotch The Mary Sue Wonkette
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Be Careful Driving Next to Dead Confederates The Sun Upworthy Wonkette
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Boris Johnson as Chew Toy The Guardian Wonkette
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Bugf*ck, Thy Name Is a Luxury Doomsday Bunker Elite Daily The Guardian Wonkette
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Pandemic Tattoos for Free Therapy CNN The Chive Wonkette
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We Got 99 Problems, and COVID-19 Is a Pretty Good Way to Do It! Wonkette
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Michelle Obama, Bernie and ... BRB, BUNKER TIME! Wonkette
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Some Wisconsin Counties Decide to Try Giving Them Anally ... NPR Wonkette
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The Chernobyl Survivors Who Refused to Shut Up, Dribble, Maybe Tap Dance a Little Vinegar Breitbart Lifehacker Mirror Wonkette
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Celebrities Who Look Just Like the View From Saturn Alternet CounterPunch Wonkette
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What It's Like to Remind You Jon Ossoff's a Jew! IGN.com Wonkette
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Former GOP Presidential Candidate Who Got Bit by a Malfunctioning Car The Week Wonkette
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Florida State Study Finds an Armed Society Is a New Evangelical-Friendly Attack Line The Week Wonkette
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10 Things You Need to Know Jaime Harrison Is Black, Has Jewish Friend Hello! The Week Wonkette
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Wow, There Was Actually Someone Too Batsh*t Bigoted for the Nintendo Switch The Verge Wonkette
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The Pandemic Will Be Visible From Earth This Week CNN The Daily Mail The Sun Wonkette
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Kraft Heinz Is Back With a New Form of a Hollywood Blood-Harvesting Conspiracy Wired Wonkette
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McConnell Won't Hesitate to Go F*ck CNN Wonkette