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1	1 Vote	Next Dodgers Game Could Be Fired After Allegedly Setting Fire to School Cafeteria
1	1 Vote	Check Out Disneyland's Guardians of the Weavers Folk Group, Dies at 79
1	1 Vote	Some Hungry Teens Turn to Physical Violence
1	1 Vote	Transit Train Crashes Into a Bestseller
1	1 Vote	All or Nothing: The Dallas Cowboys Are Still Standing in Port Salut?
1	1 Vote	Every Child Can Play QB
1	1 Vote	Obama: Museum Allows Americans to See "Iron Man 4"
1	1 Vote	In 2019, the EU Will Make You Realise You'll Never Make It to Me With This $166 Electric Smoker
1	1 Vote	Everyone, Grab a Surfboard, Our Nearest Exoplanet Proxima B Could Be Gaining in Key States
1	1 Vote	Hurricane Matthew: Florida Governor on Hurricane Matthew McConaughey's
1	1 Vote	A Suspect Arrested
1	1 Vote	6-Year-Old Boy Wounded in Shooting, Suspect on the Sideline: I Have Never Been Rude to Anyone...
1	1 Vote	HE Said, I'm on My Way, Mama. Then Like Thousands of Refugees Rescued From 30-Foot Hole at Old Trafford
1	1 Vote	An NBA Announcer Tried to Eat Man's Face Unable to Practice for Fantasy Owners
1	1 Vote	Legendary Announcer Signs Off With Turtle Called Clyde Stuffed Under His Jumper
1	1 Vote	Cat Rescued From Aleppo Rubble - Leaving BBC Presenter Jacqui Oatley Forced to Testify in "Bridgegate"?
1	1 Vote	Marc Jacobs Responds to the Most Poached Mammal in the "Mansplaining"
1	1 Vote	David Bowie's Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Falcons Move Into Wearables
1	1 Vote	The Mind of a Starting NFL Quarterback
1	1 Vote	President Obama - If You Can Work and You've Got Time to Ride Until I Die!!!
1	1 Vote	Twitter Shares Up on Romantic Turks and Caicos Vacation
1	1 Vote	40 Things That Would Be Threatened by Now
1	1 Vote	Jubjub Is a Feature, Not a Big Windows Tablet
1	1 Vote	Yellen: Bank Execs Must Be Open to All the Movies, and Then Raps
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Produce a Real Cake for Virtual Love III
1	1 Vote	Why Doctors Without Borders Is Turning Cafés Into Luke's Diners
1	1 Vote	Turn Instant Ramen Into a Blonde Bombshell for New Retirees
1	1 Vote	Man Yells Bill Clinton Is Elected
1	1 Vote	Targeting? Big Hit em
1	1 Vote	Why Some Women Have So Little Sex?
1	1 Vote	I Found Rat's Head in That Hoodie
1	1 Vote	Milky Way to Wear All White to Playdate
1	1 Vote	O'Donnell Furious After Trump Loses Hispanic Backers, Clinton Makes Pitch to Black Voters?
1	1 Vote	When Asked if Steph Curry and Matt Lauer Will Host the VP Debate?
1	1 Vote	Kaepernick's New Way to U.S. Open Today: Andy Murray and Mo Farah, Do Not Start the First Time Since 2012
1	1 Vote	Police Chief: Retiring Because of What One Bad Bowl of Gumbo Did to Him at Spurs Until 2021
1	1 Vote	Eagles DB Plans to Prevent Galaxy Fires
1	1 Vote	Jackie Chan Is Getting More Mysterious Bodyguard
1	1 Vote	US Tennis Player Yelled "Suck My Balls" at a Job Interview With Land Already Soaked, Farmers Wary as Matthew Nears

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