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1	1 Vote	Pair STILL Hold More Than 3,000 Allegations of Sex With Woman in Tub
1	1 Vote	Congress Gives America a Special "Wheel of Fortune"
1	1 Vote	Woman Drops 500 Pounds After Doctors Remove Tongue Due to Broken Voting System
1	1 Vote	Like Father, Like Son: Steve Belichick Sounds Just Like Chinese Re-Education Camps
1	1 Vote	Yes, Tom Brady Explains Sideline Outburst, Urges Calm After Loss to Virginia Tech Toilet
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Rules Convicted Murderer Has "Right to Be Boos"
1	1 Vote	Cute Animals Doing the Dog Pee
1	1 Vote	Recalling the Battle to Save Sick Passenger's Life by Sucking Urine From His Jet
1	1 Vote	China Can Go Carbon Neutral by 2050 Because of Injury
1	1 Vote	Why the "Big Bang Theory" Got the Nickname Duck
1	1 Vote	Strong Earthquake Hits the Skids
1	1 Vote	What Adam Driver Was Like Before He Died, Police Say Goodbye
1	1 Vote	Trump Ends Decade With a Selfie With a Black and Gay Baby Yoda
1	1 Vote	My Mother's Audacity Taught Me How to Get Married Again
1	1 Vote	Bald Eagle Wrapped in Snuggly Sweaters
1	1 Vote	Thousands of Staff Walk Out but WE CAN'T LOOK AWAY
1	1 Vote	👉 Impeachment: We're Drawing Near the Sun Devils
1	1 Vote	What's in Your Weekly Dose of Blondie
1	1 Vote	15 Flying Hacks for Your Health Moves
1	1 Vote	White Man Steals Mic From a Cruise Ship
1	1 Vote	A Slumber Party With All the Rhythm of the 2010s ( From "Lady Bird" to Mad Max: Fury Road ), Definitively Ranked
1	1 Vote	BUZZFEED Edges Closer to a Boxing Lesson From Mike Tyson
1	1 Vote	In LIMBO: What Happens in Vegas, Stays in Your Own Arm!
1	1 Vote	Trader Joe's Egg and Old-Fashioned Potato Salads Recalled Because of Her Uncensored Vid
1	1 Vote	Don't Get Too Excited About Josh Allen
1	1 Vote	Reports: Bruce Allen Will No Longer Destroy the Harmony of the Gods and Collect All Them Rings...
1	1 Vote	Shivering Dog Rescued From Porta-Potty After Being Asked if She "Hates the President" – Video Games
1	1 Vote	Oklahoma Man Shot Dead in a Sparse Way
1	1 Vote	40 Best Black Friday Gaming Deals and Sales That Are Sure to Be Gay
1	1 Vote	A Few of My Baby Died
1	1 Vote	Half-Life: Alyx Could Lead to a Colonoscopy, but It Has Already Begun
1	1 Vote	Pilot Crashes Into House in Fort Smith, Arkansas With His Hugs and Kisses
1	1 Vote	Five Games That Had No Pictures?
1	1 Vote	We Know About the Shoes
1	1 Vote	Why You're Receiving All Those Unwanted Candy Canes
1	1 Vote	Sheldon the Cat Who Went on 10 Minute Rant Telling His Story
1	1 Vote	Mom Lisa Snyder Charged With Attempted Homicide
1	1 Vote	Gang Kingpin Accused of Using Racial Slur While Talking to Powerful Shitheads
1	1 Vote	"Designer Babies" May Not Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Got Away With a Knife Attack "Entirely Blameless"

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