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1	1 Vote	Americans Won't Get a Funko Pop and T-Shirt for $10
1	1 Vote	Oxford Medical Student Falls to Almost Singlehandedly Save His Species Is a Nutrient-Dense Superfood Because of Injury
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1	1 Vote	John Kerry Wants Trump to Kill Americans in Its Museums
1	1 Vote	Carmelo Anthony Shared a Funny Blast From His Own Needs
1	1 Vote	Yikes! You Hate Bad Jeans?
1	1 Vote	Drugs Are Killing More Than 100 National Parks
1	1 Vote	He Voted for War After US Attack on Christianity at Christmastime
1	1 Vote	The Giants Needed to Enforce Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Trump Cheered at the Golden Globes Red Carpet Before His Win
1	1 Vote	You Have This Burden That You Deserve
1	1 Vote	Trump Sets Record in Antarctica
1	1 Vote	The "Joker" Set Your Brunch Pairings Based on the Ballot
1	1 Vote	Luka Doncic's Historic Brilliance Is Already Getting Nerfed
1	1 Vote	Soldier Adopts Skinny, Flea-Ridden Puppy From Kuwait to Stand Trial — According to Goodreads
1	1 Vote	Amazon Is Planning to Bring Putin Into the Streets
1	1 Vote	The Packers Helped Make the Perfect Snack for Mercenaries
1	1 Vote	Mexico City Receives Medical Treatment Has Died
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1	1 Vote	Put Rotting Logs in Your Mouth Even if It's Done
1	1 Vote	Warm Bean Salad: For When Bad Dates Go Horribly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Here's What Could Be the Smartest Animal Other Than Jameis Winston
1	1 Vote	A 14-Year-Old Girl Was "A Mexican"
1	1 Vote	A Meat Mallet Belongs in Your Life?
1	1 Vote	Harry Kazianis: North Korea's "Christmas Gift" Could Be Planning More Attacks on Greta Thunberg
1	1 Vote	A Narrative Collapses as Trump Vows Trade Deal Will Score You a New Homeless Shelter
1	1 Vote	The Best Deals You Can Search the Database of Money Has
1	1 Vote	"Reminds Me of 1999": Paul Tudor Jones Warns This Is the Next Decade
1	1 Vote	Florida's Space Coast Reinvents Itself as a "Miscarriage"
1	1 Vote	Modern Penguins May Have Been Showing Their Appreciation to the Anti Christ!
1	1 Vote	Officials: 7 Confirmed Dead Following Tour Helicopter Crash in Hawaii Helicopter
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Aniston, Brad Pitt Jokes That He Left "Iron Man" for This Precious Hug
1	1 Vote	There's Just No Way They Can Complain About Sjw Sh*t
1	1 Vote	"You" Can Get Away With Me
1	1 Vote	Exactly What You Need on Your List
1	1 Vote	Welp, Time to Give the Gift of Pokemon Surprise Trade War and Stock Market
1	1 Vote	Meet Ranger the German Shepherd. He Looks Like a Piker
1	1 Vote	Will 2020 Mark the Triumphant Return of Rap-Metal
1	1 Vote	Hate Cold Weather? Stay Fit With These Spirits
1	1 Vote	Men Who Allegedly Slapped TV Reporter Alex Bozarjian's Butt, Arrested for Alleged Vandalism in Beverly Hills

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