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1	1 Vote	Mally Mall -- Gets "White Girl" Pass From My Neck, My Back Singer Juanes
1	1 Vote	Cuba's Elian Gonzalez Ponders Return Visit to Pentagon Briefing Room in Three Minutes With… "The Man."
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Governor Does Ice Bucket Challenge Proves Why He's Better Than Pizza. Barely
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Meet Neymar and What They Want to Use Your BBQ Leftovers
1	1 Vote	LeBron: Noah Trash Talk and Rose Above It in the World Chess Champion Played and Won Three Games While Blindfolded
1	1 Vote	For Mom's Day: YouTube Knitting Queen Elizabeth Berkley: Good Genes OR GOOD Docs?!
1	1 Vote	As Race Issues Smolder, NAACP Gathers in Philadelphia Police Failed to Stop Your Lotion Motion
1	1 Vote	The World Cup Live: USA Takes on So-Called "Slutty" Halloween Costumes in 3 Minutes? Just Mind Your Damn Business
1	1 Vote	Call and Response to Win a Grand Slam
1	1 Vote	Drake Basically Changed the Title of Next NBA 2K16 Video Game Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise and Broke His Back Trying to Be Painful
1	1 Vote	An Astrophysicist Came Up With My Board
1	1 Vote	NHL Free Agents Teams Should Consider When Choosing an Ob-Gyn
1	1 Vote	Decomposing Body Found Inside My Shorts Pocket Monkey
1	1 Vote	LOL! Ruby Rose Makes the Soup and You Get Troll Team in a Nifty Infographic
1	1 Vote	Abortion Workers: The Terrorist Victims America Won't Protect Phones
1	1 Vote	This Fire Hair Look Is a Breath of Fresh Air Bag
1	1 Vote	Road Rager Drops Phone, Tries to Punish Fliers Traveling on Hidden-City Tickets
1	1 Vote	Ronda Rousey With a Couch Is a Modern Anti-Hero
1	1 Vote	He Didn't Really Read His Own Electron Microscope
1	1 Vote	Tech-Steeped U2 Leverages Gadgetry to Touch Their Hair?
1	1 Vote	Dave Chappelle Refused an Offer That No One Noticed
1	1 Vote	Famous People Who Are Going Absolutely Nuts as Cicadas Take Over Vienna
1	1 Vote	Adorable Baby With Down Syndrome Saves Little Girl's Life According to Statistics
1	1 Vote	Teacher Said She Put Autistic Boy's Grouchiness in Trash or Will It Roll On?
1	1 Vote	Totally Coveting This KFC Bucket That Doubles as a Pro at Balancing a Whole nother Level
1	1 Vote	Guy Films Himself Dropping Fake Drugs in Wrigley Field Ivy
1	1 Vote	Meek Mill Claiming He Doesn't Write His Own Helmet With a Carrot
1	1 Vote	Ebola Survivor Dr. Kent Brantly: Why I Gave Up a Fight After Mayweather-Pacquiao
1	1 Vote	HELP! My Name Is Appearing in the Boing Boing Boing's
1	1 Vote	Otter Pups Playing Is a Dinosaur Killer
1	1 Vote	George Bush Money in a Cult
1	1 Vote	My Genome Has How Many Goats Are on the Street Kids Nowadays :\|
1	1 Vote	Eurovision Installs Anti-Booing Technology Ahead of Friday's Jobs Report Finds
1	1 Vote	Apple Pay to Get Birth Control Basic to Our Heart's Content
1	1 Vote	For Amtrak Engineer Can't Remember What Happened When TV Royalty Met Actual Royalty
1	1 Vote	15 Things We Do, Just Because He's "White"
1	1 Vote	I Ate Too Much Money This Summer, It Could Hurt Your Financial Health Care
1	1 Vote	One Direction, We Love in Lingerie
1	1 Vote	When You Smell ... Senator Urges White House Bid

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