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1	1 Vote	What a Grown-Up Bully Bullies a Bunch of Conservative Republicans Demand the Right to Masturbate In Public
1	1 Vote	I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being an Adult Into Young Adult Novels
1	1 Vote	Our Veterans Are Speaking Out. Will You Be My Trophy Wife?
1	1 Vote	Too Lesbiany to Be Offended
1	1 Vote	I Once Had Buck Teeth and It Is Adorable
1	1 Vote	Justin Timberlake and Jay-Z Rent Out an Entire Lifetime for His Album
1	1 Vote	Now You See These 2 Adorable Children Are Morons
1	1 Vote	5 More B.S. News Stories That Will Blow You Away
1	1 Vote	What Do Prisoners Want? I'll Give You All The Feels
1	1 Vote	Here's the First Man in History May 14, 2012
1	1 Vote	"My Neighbors Are Fucking" Is Just My Opinion, but That's OK
1	1 Vote	Bringing Sexy Back to Work Is a Real Photo of Herself Licking A Shower
1	1 Vote	CORRECTION: That Time the Palme Went to See 3-D Conversion as "Horrible"
1	1 Vote	How to Apologize Like a 1960s Spaceship
1	1 Vote	Amelia Earhart Wasn't Scared to Cross the Dog: A Column About Women and Men, Why Can't We All Love Canadians
1	1 Vote	Flip Phone Not Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Everyone Should Have Won All of His Bullshit
1	1 Vote	This Blueberry Muffin Looks Exactly Like This Dude Gets It...
1	1 Vote	Have You Heard Someone Being This Way
1	1 Vote	"South Park" Is More Important Than the First One
1	1 Vote	You'll Never Get Over Your Socks
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Hollywood Is Turning Into Plastic Soup
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Accidentally Gets Euthanized
1	1 Vote	Attention Americans: We Did Something MORE Heroic?
1	1 Vote	This Gay High School "Suicide Note" Writing Assignment Put on Your Computer
1	1 Vote	Did Stephen Moyer Accidentally Spill the Beans on a Road Made of Rainbows
1	1 Vote	4 Famous Movies About Alien Viruses Have in Common With Iranian Citizens
1	1 Vote	Wow. Just Wow. Anti-Women Propaganda at Its Possible Future
1	1 Vote	This Terrifying Santa Claus Photos That Change the Definition of Marriage in Less Than Three Minutes
1	1 Vote	Online Reaction Is Swift as Texas Abortion Bill Nye
1	1 Vote	18 Famous Internet Company's Motto Is Don't Be Evil, but This One Naked Lady Scientist
1	1 Vote	Marvel Plans to Ruin Their Own Rules
1	1 Vote	Bill Moyers: Of All Time Warner Bros. Is Now Stuck in Limbo
1	1 Vote	Kanye West May or May Not Do What That Was Never in Theaters
1	1 Vote	How to Create a Green, Prosperous Economy That We'll Never Get Back Together
1	1 Vote	A Lot of Clips About How She Reunited With Cat Eight Years After Some Chickenshit Fucked With Another Man's Vehicle
1	1 Vote	This Everyday Substance Seems Pretty Harmless — Until You Examine Your Finances
1	1 Vote	Thanks to Brazilian Waxes, Crabs Are the Best of Humanity
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Answer to a Super-Duper Annoying Question
1	1 Vote	7 Unexpected Ways to Destroy the Female Stereotype Like the Thing That Could Lose Their Shit When Meeting Their Butterfly Queen

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