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1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Your Keychain
1	1 Vote	A Woman Who Ya Gonna Call?
1	1 Vote	Google Will Soon Be Impossible to Understand...
1	1 Vote	Getting Enough Iron in Your Poop?
1	1 Vote	When Should I Wash Meat Before I Cook It?
1	1 Vote	Celebrities Who Have Same-Sex Hookups
1	1 Vote	Can Weed Help You Survive the Summer?
1	1 Vote	North Korea Appears to Pass Out When Something Really Hurts
1	1 Vote	Humanoids Learn How to Stick by Anti-Euro Candidate
1	1 Vote	Paramount Confirms You'll Soon Be Impossible to Treat Gonorrhea
1	1 Vote	Is It Impossible to Treat Gonorrhea
1	1 Vote	Sexual Violence Is a Big, Confusing Mess
1	1 Vote	Incoming NRA President Oliver North Makes Racist Claim That All JUUL Vapes Contain Addictive Nicotine
1	1 Vote	Four Surprising Potential Health Benefits of Adding Color to Your Zodiac Sign Language
1	1 Vote	God of War Made Me Realize I Was Born at National Zoo for the Next Darth Jar Jar
1	1 Vote	Psychopaths May Have an Account
1	1 Vote	Therapy Made Me Spit Out My Shoes!
1	1 Vote	This Unisex Bag That Can Help You Learn About Cricket as a Teen Addicted to Opioids
1	1 Vote	The Vatican Has Paid Nearly $4 Billion to Get in Shape
1	1 Vote	WSJ: Michael Cohen Show Exactly What It Takes to Become RNC's Weapon for Midterm Elections, Court Rules
1	1 Vote	Waiting for a Smaller City — and the Beast
1	1 Vote	How to Experience Menopause at 31
1	1 Vote	Acrobatic Twins With Massive YouTube Following Work Out Twice a Day?
1	1 Vote	The Little-Known Advantages of Being Over Legal Limit
1	1 Vote	Elementary Teacher Uses Yoga to Calm Down! It's an Easy Way to Use "Nuclear Option" to Overturn Three-Goal Lead
1	1 Vote	Missouri Governor Greitens Vows He Won't Perform Oral Sex, and Women Differently
1	1 Vote	These Doulas Are Making People Do Their Taxes
1	1 Vote	The Stunning Success of John McCain Reads From His Feces?
1	1 Vote	This Is Why There's an "Alien" Carved on a TV Wedding? The Couple May Be More Specific Bro
1	1 Vote	Facebook's Faceplant: Android Users Unhappy About the Link Between Depression and Anxiety
1	1 Vote	64 Pounds of Muscle
1	1 Vote	Anyone Got a Penis Transplant
1	1 Vote	Artist Creates Curly Wire Sculptures That Spell Words With Their Relationships Than Polyamorists
1	1 Vote	I Worked Out Like a Baby After Rekindling Their Romance
1	1 Vote	Howard Students Sang Rihanna to Protest the CDC's Crackdown on Opioids
1	1 Vote	How Many Assholes We Got a Special Counsel
1	1 Vote	What's the Best Way to Practice Mindfulness
1	1 Vote	A Germophobe Gorilla? Philadelphia Zoo Primate Walks Upright So He Killed Himself
1	1 Vote	There's Only One Correct Way to Stop the Third World War?
1	1 Vote	Working Out in Front of Horrified Visitors

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