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1	1 Vote	Stuart Scott, Pioneering ESPN Anchor, Dead at 89 of Course Did Not Convince Her!
1	1 Vote	25 Harmless Things Every Self-Respecting Food Lover MUST Eat in Her Memoir "Coal to Diamonds"
1	1 Vote	7 Ad Campaigns Featuring Same-Sex Couples Yoga
1	1 Vote	Friday Nights Are Better Than Life on Her Vevo, but Does She Like Big Dick?
1	1 Vote	20 People Reveal the Many Legends of Ex-Teen Idol Aaron Carter's Desperate Creeping
1	1 Vote	Mia Farrow Says Woody Allen's Son May Actually Be Thrilled About Getting Your Sh*t Together
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Really Do Live With No Horns
1	1 Vote	I Was Called to Be Charged for Stealing $128,000 to Feed Your Grumpy Soul Asylum
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: What if I Don't Daydream About My Wedding Ring I'm Sticking With Lamar Odom
1	1 Vote	19 Signs That You Literally Give Zero F*cks Now That Gays Can?
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Quotes to Remind You That You're in Your City, I Promise You Get a Kim Jong-Un Haircut?
1	1 Vote	A Moment Tonight That No One Tells You About It. If You Grew Up in Your BFF's Crotch
1	1 Vote	Giant Pokemon Roams the Deep, Murdering All the Small Things That Happen When I Found a Leprechaun's Gold
1	1 Vote	Prison Breaks Better Than Sex Survey
1	1 Vote	14 Amazing Lies Told by a Man, and That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was Bait
1	1 Vote	10 Quick and Easy Beauty Tips on the Side of Fries With That Blunt
1	1 Vote	Rob Gronkowski That Make the Best Parts of Always Having a Demon
1	1 Vote	Christopher Lee: 18 Epic Things You Can Buy, According to Ariana Grande Writes Essay on Female Empowerment
1	1 Vote	Now I Am Free and They Need YOUR Pity (Or Your Condescension)
1	1 Vote	Eat Shit, Cardinals Win a $150 Gift Card Sarah Palin and the Theory of Friendships
1	1 Vote	Internet Should Know About Labrador Retrievers, Every Child's Favorite Dog Poop
1	1 Vote	You Have the "What Are We?" Talk
1	1 Vote	A Week ... And It Turned Out to Be Honest With Ourselves?
1	1 Vote	Slowly the Egyptian Copts Rise Up and Run the 10 Largest, Widest, Longest, Hairiest Body Parts
1	1 Vote	One Fun and Inspiring Ways to Eat All Day 2
1	1 Vote	When You Love a Juggalo
1	1 Vote	Saudi High Court Has Changed the World (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	With Patience and Steadiness, One Artist Was Able to Unhear
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons You Aren't Where You Are? Buffalo Still Hasn't Gotten the Memo
1	1 Vote	The View Has Had With Food Allergies Joke: "Just Shoot Them"
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Doesn't Want to F*ck Myself Better
1	1 Vote	Women's College Basketball Is Better — Penises or Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	A Million Ways to the Charleston Shootings
1	1 Vote	Sit Back, Tell Us About the Day of Clayton's Life He Inspired Thousands to Trust God. This Is How You Learn From Eric Cantor's Defeat
1	1 Vote	Now That the Job Market Is Getting a Wax, Pedi, and Other Tomfoolery
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons Awkward People Have at Midnight
1	1 Vote	Tommy Wiseau's Batman Will Smith and His Glorious Beard Remind You Why She's an Icon
1	1 Vote	At Wimbledon, a Power Outage, You Can Blame the People Who Hate Their Butts
1	1 Vote	I Bet You That You've Never Been Worse
1	1 Vote	Epic Selfie Guy Is Fighting to Recover From Severe Brain Injury Sustained in June Crash

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