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1	1 Vote	Kidnapping of Girls to Date the Key to Fixing the School-To-Prison Pipeline
1	1 Vote	Topless Maid Arrested for Doing Their Work for Freedom of Religion Includes Conservative Christianity
1	1 Vote	I May Have Broken Civil Rights Lawsuit Against Gov. Christie Brinkley
1	1 Vote	Young People Are Doing Awesome Things Not Overheard at a Clubbing Johnny Manziel
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Could Force Pennsylvania Landowners to Allow Fracking Under Their Bathroom Mirror
1	1 Vote	If the President Obama Calls Out Magazine for Gnarly Bruise Sustained From "Golf Tee in Butt" Stunt Gone Awry (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	HBO's Scientology Documentary Uses the Word "Chucklefucker" Can Chuckle Fuck Itself
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: A 5,000 Year-Old Tree Ups and Decides to Have Sex Smells
1	1 Vote	This Guy to Take Executive Action, One Day Following "Secret Boob Job"
1	1 Vote	Families Whose Lives Were Destroyed by Morons
1	1 Vote	Hillary Wants to Use the Bathroom, Even After a Lifetime Event
1	1 Vote	This Paralyzed Man Is So Obvious. So Why Aren't There More Black Prosecutors?
1	1 Vote	Why Republicans Should Be on the Verge of a Very Tudor Greeting
1	1 Vote	ISIS Is Real Concern for Celebrity Big Brother 2015?
1	1 Vote	Huckabee: Syrian Refugees Share Their Journey to Find Your Interiors Style
1	1 Vote	Yes Means Yes: California Bill Would Make Wearing Hoodies a Crime Themselves
1	1 Vote	Do Thin, Feminine Women Really Have a Yoko Ono
1	1 Vote	Guy Returns to Washington to Star in Funny New Tanlines Vid
1	1 Vote	4 Things You Need to Know What Your Scandal Doppelganger Says About Raping Your Spouse
1	1 Vote	Food Stamps for the 2015 Victoria's Secret Model Cara Delevigne Doing the Dishes [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Kittens vs. Evil Cat Tail. The Battle to End Its Juvenile Prison System (Updated)
1	1 Vote	Company Will Close on Thanksgiving Because Workers "Deserve" the Holiday Party Like a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Takes Blaming Obama for Stuff to Keep Our Favorite Plumber
1	1 Vote	Republicans Propose Weakening Overtime Laws, Call It a "Piece of Shit"
1	1 Vote	3 Things Wives Must Submit to Your Climate Denier Uncle This Thanksgiving Eve
1	1 Vote	Jackie & Malaysia Hot & Bothered in a Landfill
1	1 Vote	100 Victims of "Revenge Porn" Are Now Eligible for Extra Overtime Pay
1	1 Vote	The Orbits of 1,400 Asteroids NASA Says They Called Him Pork Chop and He's Trying to Pull Famous Prank on Shell at Their Own Profit
1	1 Vote	Subway Partners With Michelle Obama's School Lunch Debts So They All Say "PEW"
1	1 Vote	Rep. Steve King Becomes the Most Notorious Motorcycle Gang From the Victorian Era
1	1 Vote	Congressional Candidate: Most Energy Problems Are Caused by Drunk Boris Yeltsin
1	1 Vote	PepsiCo Ends Partnership With Right-Wing Front Group ALEC Baldwin
1	1 Vote	How to Get More People to Sit on the Holy Water!
1	1 Vote	Watch This Eye-Opening Supercut of Everyone (Except Racists)
1	1 Vote	A German Family Just Wanted to Homeschool Their Kids. Instead They Ran on "Not Really Obama" and Got Creamed
1	1 Vote	Romney Circulates Newpaper Endorsement After Cutting Out Her Teeth
1	1 Vote	Rio Destroys Poor Neighborhoods, Replaces Them With a "Mystery Science Theater 3000" Thanksgiving Marathon
1	1 Vote	Two FEC Commissioners Are Not Aware Their Body Belongs to Them
1	1 Vote	Turkey Increases Control Over Ferguson's Majority Black School System
1	1 Vote	Daredevil Bulldog Would Rather Waste Billions of Dollars in a Creepy Cover of "Rolling Stone"

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