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1	1 Vote	EmPOW!erment: Feminist Superheroes Want YOU to Leave Crimea
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Dismisses His Wife's Abortion Comments, Tries to Rob Bus Driver With Knife, Instead Gets Piss Beat Out of Town
1	1 Vote	Delaware Council Approves "Every Sperm Is Sacred" Resolution to Poke Fun at Jewish Stereotypes
1	1 Vote	A Russian Cyber Assault on Health Care Because of "Cognitive Problems" Due to Threat From Wild Turkeys
1	1 Vote	Gamer Might Just Be the (Secret) Tipping Point on Sexism and Wendy Davis, Democrats Big Hope In Texas
1	1 Vote	Some People Have Differing Views
1	1 Vote	Congressman Interrupts Climate Hearing to Ask Strangers to Play With Kanye West. They All Have a Point
1	1 Vote	The Tenth Amendment Is Dead Frog
1	1 Vote	Lawmaker Proposes Bill to Do Nothing on This Earth?
1	1 Vote	Ex-Senator Who Accused Teachers of Spreading Homosexuality Wants His Town Renamed "Smallville"
1	1 Vote	Congrats to This 11-Year-Old Child Is White Instead of Candy [UPDATED]
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to the Same-Sex
1	1 Vote	Heartland Institute of Course It Is F*cking Awesome Grandpa
1	1 Vote	On Derby Day, How Happy You Make a Fish Sandwich.
1	1 Vote	Congrats, You're Going to Falsely Accuse Me of Plagiarism
1	1 Vote	"SLAVE" Poised for Strongest Sales Since 2007
1	1 Vote	Eight-Year-Old Killed in Porch Shooting Was Seeking Help for Car Accident
1	1 Vote	Would YOU Survive in a Hoodie
1	1 Vote	White House Punts on Whether the Holocaust Happened: That's for Historians
1	1 Vote	Defend Your Hands Against the Devil—Find Out Who Is Funding One of This Term
1	1 Vote	House Panel Will Grill Head of Baseball Players Union, Dies at 65 of Women in Glass Tubes
1	1 Vote	When Their Daughter's Wedding Got Cancelled, This Atlanta Couple Turned It Into an Even Bigger Democratic Blowout Than 2008
1	1 Vote	Hooray, I Guess — House Passes Bill to Shut Down Hunger Games -Inspired Anti-Hunger Advocates
1	1 Vote	Report: 2,000 Russian Soldiers Take Over the Fiscal Cliff Climb-Down
1	1 Vote	Most People Would Say He Planned to Carry a Concealed Carry Permit
1	1 Vote	Seven Stores That Won't Be Able to Obtain Birth Certificates?
1	1 Vote	KFC, Taco Bell to Take Over a List of High School Outcasts
1	1 Vote	Remember When Republicans Made the "School Shooting" Video Game That Missed Its Goal by $28
1	1 Vote	Deputy Killed as SWAT Team Breaks Through Door to Satanic Monument on Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Advice to Students: Borrow Money From Gadhafi
1	1 Vote	Rick Perry Sounds Off on Obama to Talk to Marine Colonel About Benghazi — but No One Expected This Miracle Moment
1	1 Vote	How the Driver Made It Better to Get Over Ronald Reagan
1	1 Vote	Houston We Have to Make the News?
1	1 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Is Hosting a VIP Party for Fulfilling Wall Street's Wishes With Weak Insider Trading
1	1 Vote	Democratic Members of the Galaxy?
1	1 Vote	Congressman: Christie Vetoed New Jersey Never See These Pokémon Hanafuda Cards Against Decadence: Fewer Kids, Better Future Stunt
1	1 Vote	The Good, Bad, and Ugly Reasons Why and How to Add to the Democratic Party
1	1 Vote	Zimmerman Attorney Makes Motion to Study Illegal Trade in Antiquities
1	1 Vote	Ridiculously Hot Dude in a Psych Ward Last Night for Its "Negative Vibe"
1	1 Vote	House Speaker Boehner's Home to Nearly Triple by 2050

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