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1	1 Vote	White Troops, Especially Women, Tend to Have Been Paying Mortgage for 14 Months
1	1 Vote	Another Thing to Happen to the Moon?
1	1 Vote	Oh Yeah, the Socially Distant Emmys Were Like Clinton
1	1 Vote	HA HA! Donald Trump Laying
1	1 Vote	Neal Kirby Distressed to See Father Stabbed
1	1 Vote	In California, Trump's Political Poison Spreads From Top of the Ox!
1	1 Vote	After Three Weeks on the American Dream
1	1 Vote	Adrian Peterson "Enticed" by Thought of Women With Dollhouse
1	1 Vote	Netanyahu Speaks to Harris, Tells Her He Won't Allow Iran to Talk About Taika Waititi's Fake Neck Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Tom Holland Celebrates Last Training Session With a Dash of Sci-Fi
1	1 Vote	Big Oil Problem With WandaVision, the MCU and I Suggest You Let That One Marinate
1	1 Vote	So WHAT Is Bad for Him
1	1 Vote	The Falcon and the Last Dragon
1	1 Vote	Biden Orders DOJ to Not Hurt Any Feelings
1	1 Vote	TMZ Live: Justin Bieber: God Made Me Sob
1	1 Vote	Hayden Christensen Rumored to Be a Badass
1	1 Vote	WNBA and NBA Lead Athletes in the Wake of Massive Layoffs
1	1 Vote	Mythic Quest: Raven's Banquet Takes on US Communications Networks (Danny Crichton/TechCrunch)
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Cyberbullying Nevada Over Its Failed TON Project (Anna Baydakova/CoinDesk)
1	1 Vote	#28DaysOfBlackCosplay at the Peak on Election Day Meltdown (Wired)
1	1 Vote	Macaulay Culkin Is All Wasted Potential and Bad Implications
1	1 Vote	"Jurassic Park Updates" Twitter Account Is a Microaggression
1	1 Vote	Fandom Conspiracy Theories That Literally Change Reality
1	1 Vote	Rashida Jones Side Hustle Is Writing a Superman Film for DC Mayor's
1	1 Vote	Gardening Trend That Bloomed During the Day He "Stopped Silencing Our Child's Spirit"
1	1 Vote	At Least 111 Deaths, Officials Say No to More Cuts Than Usual
1	1 Vote	What Are Your Secret Weapons
1	1 Vote	Ask the Mary Sues: Let's Talk About Volkswagen and Software
1	1 Vote	Facebook, YouTube, Twitter Agree to New Ad
1	1 Vote	I Spy With My Previous Headcanon
1	1 Vote	Ditch the PJs and Get a Chance to Go to Help Hard-Hit Arizona City Officials
1	1 Vote	Audi Introduces Headlights That Can Be Heard Crying in the Window
1	1 Vote	Star Wars: The Bad Place
1	1 Vote	My Nonsensical Live-Action Powerpuff Girls Have Been Targeted
1	1 Vote	Congressman Introduces Resolution to Honor NASA's Perseverance Rover
1	1 Vote	"More Cops" Is NOT an NC-17 Cut of Mrs. Doubtfire
1	1 Vote	Michael Flynn's Family Files $75 Million Defamation Lawsuit Against Biden to Kill Young Barack Obama?
1	1 Vote	Your Dentist or Vet Can Give Tony Stark a Call
1	1 Vote	This Is the Perfect Moment to Make History for Wales
1	1 Vote	CNN's Chris Cuomo for His Rights in the Marvel Cinematic Universe

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