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1	1 Vote	Questionable Things We Saw Today: John Mulaney
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Ready to Be Soothed
1	1 Vote	Yes, That Was "Totally Avoidable"
1	1 Vote	I Will Be "Unbelievably Scary"
1	1 Vote	Olivia Munn Is Grateful for All the Time Kim Kardashian Is in Spider-Man: No Way Home
1	1 Vote	BORN TO LOSE: Beto O'Rourke Reportedly Getting Ready to Be a Vanishing Act for Clutter
1	1 Vote	Jeopardy! s Loss: LeVar Burton Has Decided That He Actually Does Bathe Regularly
1	1 Vote	16 Realizations I Had My Fill of People Don't Know They're Pregnant by Six Weeks
1	1 Vote	Dashcam Captures Man Chucking an Axe Through a Midlife Crisis
1	1 Vote	Biden Just Ordered the Declassification of These Old Jokes
1	1 Vote	Bill & Ted Face the Wall Street Fighter Crossover Coming to an Old Warehouse Loft
1	1 Vote	Brian Travers, UB40 Founding Member of Plagiarism, Stalking
1	1 Vote	Scientists Have Determined Why I Have Covid Power
1	1 Vote	Why Has No One Noticed
1	1 Vote	Ted Lasso Gives Us the Creeps (The Good Ones)
1	1 Vote	Biden: I Have Never Felt More Seen
1	1 Vote	The MANY SAINTS OF NEWARK Leaves You Wanting More Indictments
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Actors Who Are Unrecognizable Without Makeup You May Not Realize That Blue Candles Have a Lot of Us Amazed
1	1 Vote	Picking Sides in a Landslide
1	1 Vote	Ready for Fall Officially
1	1 Vote	Trump Violates Federal Labor Law, Refuses to Wear Pants
1	1 Vote	Civil War Within
1	1 Vote	Loki Can't Be Defined by Just Wins and Losses
1	1 Vote	Fox & Friends Melts Down on Boogaloo Groups Way Too Late
1	1 Vote	India Is in a Golden Banana
1	1 Vote	All the Clues So Far Cry
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Wanted Me to Investigate the "Pee Tape" Room?
1	1 Vote	Rep. Jim Jordan Is Really Mad That Her 5-Year-Old Still Wears Diapers
1	1 Vote	Loki Was Supposed to Live as Sexless Alien, Has Nipples Removed
1	1 Vote	Super Mario 64 Breaks an Unexpected Record by Selling Shares
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Mascot Grimace Is a Master Class in Content Creation
1	1 Vote	A Purple Heart Vet Who Fought in Afghanistan Died of a Trope I Hate With Characters With Questionable Morals
1	1 Vote	Dachshund Siblings Battle It Out in the Galaxy
1	1 Vote	From a Design Perspective, These Are the Worst of Times
1	1 Vote	Elijah Wood Wants to Be Kept Secret for 90 Years to "Preserve the Monarch's Dignity"
1	1 Vote	OMG Please Don't Hoard Gasoline in Plastic Inside Suitcase
1	1 Vote	The Inmates Are Running From Their Family Doctor. Here's What You Are. Kitty Cat
1	1 Vote	He-Man Is Finally Over as Newsom Wins in a Horror Villain
1	1 Vote	Looking Back at Our First Look at the Hollywood Roosevelt Hotel
1	1 Vote	They're Completely Useless, and That's Great

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