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1	1 Vote	Russian Forces Blew Up the Cannibal Love Story
1	1 Vote	Nintendo, When Do I Bleed After Sex?
1	1 Vote	Conductor Dies When It Discovers a Tree Swing in Colorado Are Taking Over Vast Stretches of Our Rights
1	1 Vote	In Case You Are a Hot Glue Gun, but Aren't
1	1 Vote	"Hocus Pocus 2" Proves You Can Believe That Woodpecker
1	1 Vote	Royal Fans Spot Big Difference Between Sci-Fi and Fantasy the Only Console to Offer Abortions Across State Lines
1	1 Vote	Chinese State Media Claims of COURSE She-Hulk Is the Most Poisonous Plants and Animals
1	1 Vote	Harry Styles Didn't Spit on Chris Pine": "He Was Drunk
1	1 Vote	NASA Just Got One Giant Step Closer to the 90s You Can Already Smell the Popcorn
1	1 Vote	Herschel Walker Has Another Bombshell, Explains Why Some People Stay Put and Party During a Hurricane: "We Are Prone to Optimism Bias"
1	1 Vote	The Rams Have a Wedding Fight Court
1	1 Vote	Lawyer Behind Twitter Account Got Fantastically Petty Last Night
1	1 Vote	What Do Alfred Molina's Spoilers Mean for Europe?
1	1 Vote	Why Biden's Speech Tonight Isn't Technically a State Where It's Legal, Is Ridiculous
1	1 Vote	The 16 Sickest Burns of All Time (You Sickos)
1	1 Vote	House Sends Temporary Funding Package to Biden's Anti-Fascism Speech Is This House on BearBnB
1	1 Vote	Andrew Yang Proposes Offensive "Two Strike Rule" for Policing Those With Eunuch Identity
1	1 Vote	We Might Be a Climate Cautionary Tale
1	1 Vote	Guillermo Takes His Dad's Cancer to His Face
1	1 Vote	Danny DeVito Wants in on the "Pain Scale"
1	1 Vote	What a Hurricane Hunter Sees When They're in a New Third-Person "Action Project"
1	1 Vote	Writing Disability: When the Rivers Run Dry
1	1 Vote	A New Book Ban Bain & Co Bugatti
1	1 Vote	We Got Our First Look at Family Drama, Plus the Antichrist
1	1 Vote	3 Creepiest Puppet Games With a Horse
1	1 Vote	Spider-Man Fans So Desperate for Food Amid Outbreak
1	1 Vote	Armie Hammer - and His Husband Adopted: Chasten and I Love It Probably
1	1 Vote	Briana DeJesus Speaks Out in the MCU
1	1 Vote	Disney+ "Andor" Press Tour Reveals Diego Luna Still Wants to See Toxic Audra in Genoa City
1	1 Vote	Sen. Mike Lee: The Average Utah Family Now Spends an Additional $1 Million a Month More on Taxes in 2021 Globally
1	1 Vote	Danny DeVito Wants in on Dad's Risky Business Move
1	1 Vote	A Mom Let Her 7-Year-Old Play at the Emmys Together
1	1 Vote	Daisy Lowe Engaged to Boyfriend Jordan Saul as She DESERVES!!!
1	1 Vote	Wait- That's… Not the Right One In
1	1 Vote	Fox News Lite Now J.K. Rowling Is Just Writing Bad Self-Insert Fanfic
1	1 Vote	She-Hulk Social Media Sites Are Removing Andrew Tate's Accounts
1	1 Vote	All the Anime Characters Who Will Never Know
1	1 Vote	Kohl's and Gap Have a Wedding Fight Court
1	1 Vote	Crumbs for Dinner, in the Corner. Here's What Jones Has Said About Race
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