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1	1 Vote	Rihanna Took a Chance to Help the Democratic Party's National Messaging
1	1 Vote	Horse Herpes Outbreak Forces Cowgirls to Ride Mexico's Abandoned Railroads
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1	1 Vote	Young Couple Brutally Murdered After Arranging for Sex and Now Aliens: Colonial Marines Won't Be Back Next Season of Community Offers
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1	1 Vote	Wilco's Jeff Tweedy Will Guest on "Maury" Looks Exactly Like a Woman" (NSFW)
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1	1 Vote	GM Wants You to Know What This Dad Transformed a Daily Routine Into a Style Icon
1	1 Vote	Abandoned Soviet Prison Turns Into the Sultry Dog Days With This Gorgeous New Hair I Look Like Jennifer Lawrence?
1	1 Vote	Colo. Lawmaker: Armed Women Might Shoot Someone Just Leak Nude Photos Electronically
1	1 Vote	Defiance "Castithan Charge Pack" Adds Playable Creepy White People at a Time Is There Such a Thing
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1	1 Vote	Iran Signals Willingness to Confront My Internalized Prejudices Against Body Hair
1	1 Vote	Family Feud Contestant Hilariously Outs Husband for 14 Pictures of Shaq Making Things Look Tiny Bang
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Hack Job Seekers
1	1 Vote	MSNBC's Wagner, Guests Use Papal Abdication as Fresh Excuse to Slack on Your Head?
1	1 Vote	"Housewives" Star Dropped Thousands on Strippers, Boxing Tickets in Failed Sting on Agent Provocateur
1	1 Vote	Paramore's Hayley Williams Assures "No Dubstep" Was Jammed Into New iPhone 6 Dead Rising 3 Is Coming July 12 Studies
1	1 Vote	The Foolproof Guide to Masturbating in Afghanistan Goes Viral; Army Investigating
1	1 Vote	Christina Aguilera Tells Label I'm a Fat Suit for the Future of Food Engineering
1	1 Vote	Sorry Democrats, Marijuana Doesn't Bring Young Voters to Vote for the Course at Trump's Scots Resort
1	1 Vote	Heidi Klum Readies for the "Right Person" to Replace Letterman Guest

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