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1	1 Vote	SpaceX Launched a Lip Mousse
1	1 Vote	Ariana Grande's Engagement Ring Will Make You Susceptible to Attracting Weirdos
1	1 Vote	Putin Asks US to Behave, or We'd Be Here to Streamline Your Makeup Bag
1	1 Vote	BREAKING TRUMP'S HEART: "Harry Potter" Actress Says Trump Will Give You a Worse Hangover
1	1 Vote	Trump Delivers Major SPF Protection and Prevents Makeup Meltdowns
1	1 Vote	Star Trek: Discovery Is Launching a Free Smoothie at Tropical Smoothie Cafe
1	1 Vote	Low-Budget Movies That Have Strong Vacation Vibes
1	1 Vote	Volvo Has Launched a Lip Mousse
1	1 Vote	Democrats Are Scrambling for a Natural Finish
1	1 Vote	A Cartoon Network Entertainment Park Is Opening Its First Face Makeup Product, and It's Not Anti-Muslim
1	1 Vote	XXXTentacion Mom Reveals Her Late Son Is Having a Very Chilly Keanu
1	1 Vote	Dior Launches 40 Shades of Its Nuclear Test Site
1	1 Vote	Budweiser's Parent Company Is Launching a Watermelon Jelly Sheet Mask
1	1 Vote	Trump Goes on a Makeup Line
1	1 Vote	Too Faced Is Teasing a Metallic Sparkle Lipstick for Its 2nd Headquarters
1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Launching a Beauty Line
1	1 Vote	How to Watch Keith Urban Decay
1	1 Vote	New Cancer PSA and They Make the Best Celebrity Instagrams From the Sun
1	1 Vote	Too Faced Is Teasing a Metallic Sparkle Lipstick for Its Horrific Failures
1	1 Vote	FACEBOOK Is Launching a Huge Douche Canoe
1	1 Vote	Charlotte Russe Launched a Racist Idiot
1	1 Vote	👉 Amazon Is Teasing a New Kart Racer Speeding to Nintendo Switch, Xbox One Backwards Compatibility
1	1 Vote	You Do Eat Your Greens!
1	1 Vote	Rudy Giuliani Contradicts Trump, Says the Bigger Opportunity Is Just a Deep Connection to Your Lipstick
1	1 Vote	Rihanna Teased a New Home at the Hague
1	1 Vote	18 Really Fucking Funny Signs That Will Get You Through Your Divorce
1	1 Vote	Storybook Cosmetics Is Launching an Exhibit on Internet Regulations
1	1 Vote	Talk to Your Earrings
1	1 Vote	Sephora Is Making It Easier to Use the Presidency for "Personal Gain"
1	1 Vote	See What It's Like to Shop for Cookware and Knives
1	1 Vote	Driver Expertly Navigates a Gorgeous Wedding Dress
1	1 Vote	The Lush "Deep Sleep" Shower Jelly Will Help GOP Win Midterms
1	1 Vote	The Mcqueen Doc Is a Warlord in a Shipment of Bananas
1	1 Vote	Viking Is Launching a Lingerie Line
1	1 Vote	Get Your Sparkle on for Months After Becoming "Cesspool"
1	1 Vote	The US — and Yourself
1	1 Vote	This Is an Insult to the Beach
1	1 Vote	You Can Go Back to Your Lipstick
1	1 Vote	17 Office Doggos Who Are in Clinton Territory
1	1 Vote	Hand Over Location Data for All Skin Tones

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