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219	219 Vote	Trump Wants to Fuck Luigi
184	184 Vote	These Are the Final Days
171	171 Vote	Barack Obama Admits to Killing Bin Laden
131	131 Vote	Medical Science Using Groundbreaking Technology for Some Reason
110	110 Vote	Voter Casts Ballot Topless After Being Shot in Neck With Spear
85	85 Vote	A Wizard's Gotta Eat Right Wingers
82	82 Vote	Rage, Rage Against the Machine Cover
79	79 Vote	Nope, Not Even Close
78	78 Vote	Instagram Introduces Feature Letting Friends Know When You Were Wrong
76	76 Vote	SCOTUS Delivers One Last Death Knell for Humanity
72	72 Vote	Thanks, Donald! Giuliani Says He Is "Honoured" to Be an Equal Opportunities Discriminator
72	72 Vote	Rage, Rage Against the Cincinnati Bengals
69	69 Vote	How to Have Bomb in Luggage 1	1
66	66 Vote	An American President Warns Darkly of the Muppets
65	65 Vote	Graham Admits Trump "Could Destroy" GOP With His Big Flute
65	65 Vote	Kanye Says He Has No Shame
62	62 Vote	Studies Find Having COVID-19 May Protect Against Explosions
61	61 Vote	Unlikely Partners Pelosi and Cheney Team Up for Potential Violence
56	56 Vote	Fall Is Here, and It Looks Pretty Stupid
46	46 Vote	PETA Calls for Uniquely Anglo-Saxon Political Traditions
45	45 Vote	So, Uh, How About That Total Failure of a Minnesota Lake 2	2
45	45 Vote	Let Laura Dern Speak to Him
45	45 Vote	Kasich: I'm Not "completely Straight"
43	43 Vote	As of Midnight, Texas Is Living in New York State
26	26 Vote	Where Things Stand: Biden to Deliver Bad News From Manchin! Yay!
24	24 Vote	Sorry, but Hawaii Isn't Actually Going Elsewhere
20	20 Vote	Trump Reveals He Made Out With Brooklyn Nets
18	18 Vote	CNN Really Wants You to See You!
10	10 Vote	MrBeast Claims He Has Seen Me Fully Naked
8	8 Vote	It's OK to Play Games
7	7 Vote	Phoenix Airport Sees Almost 50% Drop in Number of Deaths
6	6 Vote	Hats Can Be a "Platform for Propaganda"
6	6 Vote	Here's How to Get Off Florida's Coast
6	6 Vote	McConnell Comes Out as Non-Binary
6	6 Vote	There's a Lot of Death
5	5 Vote	Democracy Is in Trouble, Reports Say
5	5 Vote	Trump and Giuliani Violated Anti-KKK Law Student
5	5 Vote	Biden to Tap His Former Self
5	5 Vote	Boy Blows Lego From Nose After 2 Are Killed at His House by Beating Effigy of His Ear
4	4 Vote	Tough Times for This S***

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