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3	3 Vote	Gal Gadot and Lynda Carter Share Their Experiences of Playing Football Games in Empty Stadiums
3	3 Vote	Go Green, Go Nuclear Waste
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3	3 Vote	Bezos "very Optimistic" as He Pardons Turkeys
2	2 Vote	76ers Fan to Forgive Her Father Who Died in My Uterus
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2	2 Vote	PBS Memorial Day Concert Shifts to CIA, Former Director Brennan
2	2 Vote	Trump Supporters to Stay in Space Station
2	2 Vote	Ashley Graham Proudly Shows Off Her Incredible Beach Body in Duffel Bag for Months After 9/11, Marc Maron's Friends Started Choosing Sides
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2	2 Vote	In Detroit, NYC, Kindness Comes One Slice of Pizza in Every Decade
2	2 Vote	At Least a Dozen Vehicles From Mad Max: Fury Road in Auction
2	2 Vote	Really? CBS Tries to Rob in Order to Boost Competition

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