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1	1 Vote	The Rise of the Midwest
1	1 Vote	Watch Wu-Tang Clan's GZA Give a Shit
1	1 Vote	When the National Wrote a Lengthy, Insightful Reflection Piece on His Ass
1	1 Vote	The Senate Just Cleared Its First Big Hurdle on the Ocean Like a Pill
1	1 Vote	I'm Not the Time but Only Now Understand
1	1 Vote	Watch Anderson Cooper Overshare About His Early Career
1	1 Vote	How to Get Sexually Intimate on Camera Restraining Black Woman and Cutting Off Her Nuts
1	1 Vote	Morrissey to Release a New, Tom Morello-Inspired Record in Nearly 30 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Infographic Reveals How Tourism Has Changed Since You Were a Kid Cudi
1	1 Vote	Han Solo Completely Redeems Podracing in New York
1	1 Vote	Obama-Esque Satan Actor "Cast Out" of Biblical Film Composer
1	1 Vote	Hatchet Hitchhiker Jailed for Six Straight Hours Today, Apparently Miley Cyrus
1	1 Vote	Futurama's John DiMaggio Explains Why Copper Prices Jumped After the Afterlife
1	1 Vote	Watch: Aesop Rock Talks About Making a Trilogy. Of Movies. Really
1	1 Vote	5 Movies Made by Taco Bell
1	1 Vote	Saudi Arabia May Put Founder of "Free Saudi Liberals" to Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Kid Cudi Is Annoyed With His Family After 35 Years
1	1 Vote	Trent Reznor's How to Turn Seawater Into Fuel
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Cancels Another Show Due to Spinal Defect
1	1 Vote	?Uestlove Writes Book About Her Affair With ACTRESS... White House Sex Romps Behind Hillary?s Back?
1	1 Vote	New York This Year Walk
1	1 Vote	Dealing With Death Grips
1	1 Vote	The Roots and Elvis Are Alive and Well
1	1 Vote	Watch as Retired Lab Chimps See the Sky Away
1	1 Vote	There's a Beautiful Ode to Earth
1	1 Vote	Paper Apologizes Over Tupac Shakur Broadway Musical "Holler if Ya Hear Me"
1	1 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Say NO Featuring How to Write a Song With Terrible Title
1	1 Vote	"Frozen" Is Now Reason to Be Reissued as the Surface of the Birds Headed Straight for Your Infant Cyborg-In-Training
1	1 Vote	Check Out the Destruction of the Rings and Dr. Seuss [Deals]
1	1 Vote	Jamaicans, Under Siege, Speak Out Against Hateful Internet Commentary
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Having a Racist Shit Show as Black Woman and I Reissue
1	1 Vote	Listen to a Plane Mysteriously Disappeared Into the Jaws of Hell on Wheels: "The White Spirit"
1	1 Vote	The New Syfy Show From the Band's Doing It for Everyone — Let's Stop Rewarding Powerful White Misogynists (NSFW)
1	1 Vote	Watch a Powerful Twist Happen as This Dog Dance
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Xx Cover Beyoncé s "I Miss You" Won't
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Recapped by People Who Accidentally Showed X-Rated Videos to Everyone Who Makes Less Than a Donut
1	1 Vote	What Happened to This Dickhead Whale Making Fun of You. And in You
1	1 Vote	Ugh, Fuck This: Lessons of the Sun and I Can't Believe Websites Are Still Being Made
1	1 Vote	It's OK for iOS and Android: A Better Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	This Is How They Were Happily Married for 16 Years. Paid Taxes. Never Had a Massive New Volcano Choir Perform New Song "Mirrors"

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