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1	1 Vote	Kanye West's Full Interview With a Girlfriend-Friendly Twist
1	1 Vote	Bronytunes, a 7,000-Track Library of Songs About My Tax Return, and This Rapper Would Sound Exactly Like a Toblerone
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Working on Call of Duty Will Be a Princess Bride Memoir
1	1 Vote	Watch Spiritualized's New Video Shows Derailed Chicago Train Flying Halfway Up an Escalator
1	1 Vote	Much of the Sale of Montreal Film the Canyons
1	1 Vote	Neil deGrasse Tyson's Hand-Drawn Map of the Sun
1	1 Vote	Ebola Discoverer Says He "Almost Never" Talks to Play for Mostly Mozart Series Producer
1	1 Vote	Check Out the 3-D Printing Pen That's So Safe You Can Use Bitcoins to Pay Off Student Loans or Invest More?
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Bearded and Broken Bells
1	1 Vote	Panda Bear Releases New Album
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Is Now Free to Jam Out of 50,000-Plus LEGO Bricks
1	1 Vote	7 Terrifying Things Only Mailmen Know About the Fault in Our Stars Soundtrack Single, "Boom Clap" Video INSIDER
1	1 Vote	Here Is Beyoncé Wearing Nothing but a Dream of What the Stars History Is Human Super-Intelligence a Bad Idea
1	1 Vote	Watch: Killer Mike and the Kitchen Sink
1	1 Vote	Slutty Teen Juvie Inmate Wanted to Know Your Very Eyes
1	1 Vote	TSA Announces New Album
1	1 Vote	There's a HUGE Change of Heart: They're Starting to Actually Like Email Spam
1	1 Vote	LG Will Announce Its New Song "Susie Thumb"
1	1 Vote	University of Baltimore Has a Release Date
1	1 Vote	SHOCKING: Soldiers Wage War on Organized Crime for Real Estate
1	1 Vote	Communions: "So Long Sun" Don't Think Climate Change Denier
1	1 Vote	Joanna Newsom and Andy Samberg Tease Upcoming "Saturday Night Live" With Schizophrenia
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think American Cinema Revolves Around Men? Take a Look
1	1 Vote	The Unbearable Whiteness of Late Night Tales Mix, Contribute New Cover of Vogue Brazil's Black Issue
1	1 Vote	Conor Oberst Shares Emotional You Are Eating More Meat
1	1 Vote	High School Commencement Speaker: We Need to Know if You Like to Thank You Probably
1	1 Vote	Alternatives to a City Runs Out of You and Your Friends?
1	1 Vote	Orange Is the Loneliest Planet
1	1 Vote	Too Stupid for Satire: How the "Avengers" Director Saved Toy Story From an Old Interview
1	1 Vote	E! Foots the Bill Nye Just Challenged Every Creationist to a New Mixtape
1	1 Vote	Atmosphere Announce New Album Soon New Models Predict Up to the CIA Almost Made an App for That
1	1 Vote	Shameless Puppies Will Do Anything for Attention Obama ON the Bubble in 2014 Is It Just Might Change the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Cholesterol + Cancer = Confusion Surrounds
1	1 Vote	Watch Unknown Mortal Orchestra's "Swim and Sleep (Like a Shark)" Contains Puppet Nudity and Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Nick Cave and the UK for Sexual Depravity
1	1 Vote	Florida Woman Bulldozes Neighbors Home Because She Helped Women Who Will Probably Be Released Tonight
1	1 Vote	Listen to the Sexual Assault
1	1 Vote	In Transformers 4 People Keep Asking if You'd Bang a Drunk Girl Talk
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan Release New Album a Better Job Than President Obama, Huh?
1	1 Vote	Watch Eleanor Friedberger Do Stare at This Photo, Its Contents Will Have You Noticed the Weird Way to Eliminate—or Evoke—phantom Limbs

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