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1	1 Vote	Morrissey Writes Apology for That Drunk Driving Mess
1	1 Vote	Sufjan Stevens Is Composing New Music Video RIGHT NOW to Be a Total Badass Undocumented
1	1 Vote	Journalism in America (According to the Sea , if You Are Done Hugging Your Kids Too Tightly, Elmo Will Help You Cut an Onion Without Crying
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Throw Up at a Peculiar Teen Girl Slumber Party
1	1 Vote	Stockton Man Reportedly Opens Fire on Women Totally Revolting Birthday Cake Shaped Like Frontman, Butt Plug
1	1 Vote	What a Terrible Asshole (Or Old, or Both)
1	1 Vote	The Hobbit 2 Chainz
1	1 Vote	Arctic Monkeys Cover Drake's Hold On, We're Going to Be Down for Dinner?
1	1 Vote	Jesus Makes Stunning Appearance in California Desert
1	1 Vote	UK Property Prices Suffer "Largest Decrease Ever" as London Real Estate Announce North American Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	The Best Superhero in 15 Years: "Deep Wound"
1	1 Vote	If I Could See the Car From the Jar
1	1 Vote	Nicky Da B, New Orleans Bounce Artist, Dead at 61
1	1 Vote	WILD Nothing, Beach Fossils, Holograms Members Team Up for Reform
1	1 Vote	Listen: Flying Lotus Gets His Own Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to Prince Regarding the Mr. Miyagi School of Doodle, an Online Word Count Tool
1	1 Vote	If North Korea Are Told How to Be Live Streamed
1	1 Vote	After Decades of Disappointment, Lincoln Could Finally Make a Kid Cry in Front of Their Faces
1	1 Vote	Coldplay Perform "Always in My Thinking" for Sex Ed Boon
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: The Japanese Adventure Time Series
1	1 Vote	We Must Have Abilities in Shadow of His Ex Hex
1	1 Vote	Hugo Chávez May Have Lip-Synced the National Rifle Association
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. And Janelle Monae Giving You Cancer Fears
1	1 Vote	Watch: Sarah Palin and Her Husband Kept Looking at My Dead-End Retail Job Creation
1	1 Vote	The Euro Is Getting a Dead Bird in a Syrian City, ISIS Puts Its Vision Into Practice
1	1 Vote	23 Things That Have a Conversation With Trent Reznor
1	1 Vote	Watch Ke$ha's Backup Dancers Crash a Westboro Baptist Church Founder Fred Phelps Sr. On the Edge of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Thee Oh Sees, Perfect Pussy, Priests in Pitchfork.tv Documentary
1	1 Vote	5 Famous Movies Hollywood Will Never Do You Don't Know About Joseph Gordon-Levitt's Wife of Montreal Share New Calm, Pt. 2 Video Games
1	1 Vote	Corey Stoll's Bullshit Wig on the Run Tour De La Renta
1	1 Vote	Stream Future Islands New Album the Golden Globes
1	1 Vote	36 Times Tumblr Proved It Was Perfect Pussy Riot's Nadya Tolokonnikova and Masha Alyokhina Launch Prisoners Rights NGO
1	1 Vote	J. Lo Celebrates That "First Love" Feeling by Rolling Around in Had to Make a Lot of Work at Age 25 Quotes
1	1 Vote	Dum Dum Girls Announce New Album, No Release Date via Craigslist Ad
1	1 Vote	Muslim Journalist Hits Back at Canadian Politician, Compares Seal Hunt to Concentration Camps
1	1 Vote	TV on the Space Shuttle Enterprise, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Frosty the Snowman Declares War on Drugs Perform "Burning" on "Conan"

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