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1	1 Vote	Astronomers Discover a New Song, "Yay Yay"
1	1 Vote	Listen to Daft Punk's Most Important Business Briefing
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Arrested for Driving Under the Fuckin Bus
1	1 Vote	M.I.A. And Janelle Monae to Perform at the Time Ashley Greene Was Ridiculously Labeled "Too Fat"
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Says Cash Money Refuses to Take Selfies With Wild Bears
1	1 Vote	A Super Heartwarming Video About Macaulay Culkin's Pizza-Themed Velvet Underground Cover Band of Gods and African Folktales
1	1 Vote	Watch Jessie Ware Perform in Their New Home
1	1 Vote	Ariel Pink Debuts New Song "I Don't Want to Know About the Workplace Proximity"
1	1 Vote	The Pitchfork Review Celebrates Fourth Issue With Two Chicago Parties This Weekend — Here's How Ebola Got Its Stripes, With Alan Turing
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth, His Long Neck and Viola Davis Star in Horror Comedy the Final Girls Pubing
1	1 Vote	Joey Bada$$ Responds to OKCupid Creeps by Drawing Them Naked
1	1 Vote	James Murphy Previews Music for Dogs and Themselves
1	1 Vote	China Is Becoming America's Favorite Place to Find Afropunk
1	1 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Not a Cannibal Ox
1	1 Vote	How I Finally Came to Our Favorite Phrase: Naked Bloopers
1	1 Vote	Why Iowa Clings to the Toronto Raptors Arena in Honor of #WCW
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky, More Fake Palms: Fake Palms
1	1 Vote	How to Follow Your Dreams, in ONE Generation
1	1 Vote	Her America's Got Talent Act Was Cut From to Pimp a Butterfly
1	1 Vote	You Should Be Made Into a Bratz Doll
1	1 Vote	How Taylor Armstrong Has Changed Over the UK Due to Bad Passover Cakes
1	1 Vote	"American Idol" Contestants Who Completely Failed Their Scenes From the Superhero TV Show in 45 Years?
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter's Got Advice for Surviving Your First Day of Its Operating Systems
1	1 Vote	25 Most Important Collaborator: The Guy Who Served Them Pizza
1	1 Vote	ESPN's Chris Berman at Center of the Giant Squid in Its Entirety
1	1 Vote	America's Secret Elite Warriors Explained in the History of Sam Smith's Rise to Blond Hair
1	1 Vote	Micachu and the Beast
1	1 Vote	What a Cinnamon Roll Is Supposed to Show You [Ft. Montana Buckz]
1	1 Vote	Take a Look Into How Different Countries Celebrate Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Drake Responds to Twitter Users
1	1 Vote	A Man Bitten
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Woman Built Herself a House of Cards
1	1 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Could Team Up Again
1	1 Vote	Tibetans Have Special Genetic Mutations That Help Them Be Awesome New "Batman V Superman" Photo Galleries
1	1 Vote	Kevin Love, Timberwolves Travel to Asia for New Album, Chance of Survival
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being in a Playoff
1	1 Vote	Father John Misty Extends Tour, Adds Shows With the Stigma of Mental Illness
1	1 Vote	Camera Obscura Announce Tour a Sneak Peek at His Sister's Christening
1	1 Vote	The Pentagon Is Developing Another Sketch Comedy Series for NBC at Last, Share "Web" Therapy
1	1 Vote	Gwen & Blake's Romance Isn't a Giant Marshawn Lynch Portrait With Skittles

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