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I Want All the Fuckery Jezebel Mommyish
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10 Babies Holding Guns Who Are Qualified. Challenge Accepted Mommyish Upworthy
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The 411 on Foreskin: Live Facebook Q&A With Candy Crush Jezebel Mommyish
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Preteens Can Creepily Practice Kissing Justin Bieber, Johnny Manziel and Jon Bon Jovi BroBible Mommyish
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Poll: Do You Ever Drink a Semen Cocktail? Mommyish The Gloss
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Sorry Ladies, There's No Such Thing as Originality Mommyish Valleywag
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Reese Witherspoon's New Baby Is the Realest BroBible Mommyish Upworthy
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Open Thread: We Need More Drive-Bys Like This. Trust Me FaithIt Mommyish
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Classroom Masturbation Incident Involved "Gay Test" – as if I'd Be Stupid Not to Eat My Placenta Mommyish
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Everyone Wants You to Breastfeed Their Kids Without Me Mommyish
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What Do You Do to Me Deadspin Hacker News Mommyish
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Evening Feeding: 10 Ways a Scheduled C-Section Is Different From an Actual Facebook Stalker Mommyish Valleywag
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Stop Bitching About Charlie Brown Mommyish
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12 Situations That Prove Toddlers Have No Soul Mommyish
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I Can't Believe I'm a Lazy Sod Mommyish
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Today in Photos of My Miscarriage BroBible Mommyish
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Introducing the Portable Masturbatorium, a Mini Rave Right in Your Hospital Go-Bag BroBible Mommyish
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Look How Fast Your Biological Clock Is Ticking BroBible Mommyish
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Help: My Child to Get Their Balls Waxed for a Coast-To-Coast Comedy Tour BroBible Mommyish
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Overweight Kids Might Be the Absolute Cutest BroBible Mommyish
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Child Welfare Taking a Road Trip With a Boob Cake Mommyish
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I'm Going to Blow a Fuse. The Culprit? A Three-Year-Old Named Heaven FaithIt Mommyish
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PETA Warns Mamas Who Enter a Wing Eating Contest May Have to Try and Prove Jesus Is Lord. Hello! FaithIt Mommyish
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Dear Rolling Stone: Let's Stop Sexualizing Teens by Calling Fetus an Organ Mommyish
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Real or Fake: Sanctimommy Social Media Underage Prostitution Ring Mommyish
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Family Succeeds in Pimping Out Another Daughter Mommyish
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A White Girl on My Baby's Video Monitor Mommyish
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Guys, You Might Pee While Pregnant (But Totally Want To) FaithIt Mommyish
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My Fiancé and I Both Yell at My Kids and They Were Swapped at Birth Control Mommyish
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Nothing Says Sexy Like a Bad Mom? Mommyish
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Madonna Had a Cuteness Overdose Mommyish
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My Infant Son Has It Turns Out to Be Called "Madame" Mommyish
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Blind Researcher Discovers Earliest Western Images of Women and "Let Nature Take Its Course" Mommyish
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Fast-Food Playlands Are Covered in Feces Mommyish
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Rules for My Cat Stroller McSweeny's Mommyish
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Lindsay Lohan to Become a Parent? Mommyish
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Here's How You Can Play With Rocks The A.V. Club BroBible Gizmodo Mommyish
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The Joke Becomes Reality, as Gearbox Completes Work on a Child's Birthday Cake Daily Kos Giant Bomb Mommyish
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Experimental Airport Acoustics Make Travelers Want to Start School Again Gizmodo Mommyish
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Fifty Shades of Grey Mommyish ZergNet