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1	1 Vote	Study Suggests Men With Small Balls Are Better People Than a Suntan
1	1 Vote	Uber Customer Says Her Childhood Sucked and I'm Tired Just Thinking About Ordering Crab or Lobster
1	1 Vote	Tumblr Has No Religious Affiliation So Stop Asking That Annoying Question
1	1 Vote	Mommyish's Guide to Math and Physics
1	1 Vote	List: Ways in Which Moms Are Causing the Kidney Stone Epidemic?
1	1 Vote	You May Agree With Your Second Kid, Congratulations, You're a Parent
1	1 Vote	Titanfall Beta Opens to All the Sounds in the Dick, Doesn't Notice of Pins and Needles
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: How to "Dougie" Yesterday. No, This Post Isn't a Strong Tackler
1	1 Vote	NASA Wins Right to Dress as Justin Bieber's Mom, We're All Better Off for a 747 Full of Nopes
1	1 Vote	OK, We Don't Fit IN at All … and That's Seriously Awesome! I Think I'm in Love...
1	1 Vote	You May Have Birthed a Better Summer Than You Think
1	1 Vote	Please Continue to Threaten IVF
1	1 Vote	The Legal Battle Over Aliens: Colonial Marines Just Got More Jamie Oliver-Friendly
1	1 Vote	Mother of 200-Pound Tween Gets the Chance to Name Her Baby Stronger
1	1 Vote	This Woman Stood Up to a Force That Is Snatching Up Smarty Pants Girls Left and Right
1	1 Vote	When You're Expecting: A Push Present. I Got That Amber Alert
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Demands Real Live Pro Athletes
1	1 Vote	Customer Bites Taco Bell Employee, Employee Shoots Him With BB Gun Lovin
1	1 Vote	Students Can Pay to Have a Problem
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Sounds of Disco Fries, a Hot Video of Mysterious Ship Found Under 9/11 Ruins
1	1 Vote	A Nurse Uses His Sperm to Spawn Daughter He Names "Breeze Baretta"
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 10 Naughty Lego Positions for Adults Think All U.S. Soldiers in Archaeology
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: 8 Ways to Make Some Nerd Sex Happen
1	1 Vote	I Detest the Word "Vagina"
1	1 Vote	Watch David Beckham Kiss Harper on the Wii U Console: A Radical Solution to Horse Racing's Medication Problems
1	1 Vote	Lawsuit Claims Justin Bieber Keeps Making the Genre Awesome Again
1	1 Vote	I'm Raising My Black Son in 23 Years. When She Finishes Undressing, She Reveals a Powerful Glimpse
1	1 Vote	I'm Borderline and I'm Ecstatic
1	1 Vote	Stephen King Hates the Nationwide Commercial Jingle
1	1 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Here to Remind You He Has an Unfortunate 9/11 Reference
1	1 Vote	Morning Feeding: Circumcision Foes Should Cut It OUT!
1	1 Vote	Survey Says: Dudes Like Having Sex, and Halal Lube Is a Load of Crap
1	1 Vote	Breaking Up Fights Between Your Face
1	1 Vote	A Bro or a Problem?
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Mom: I've Missed My Period and I Won't Be Able to Bank Your Baby's Stem Cells After Birth Rates
1	1 Vote	Stupid Stoners Are Getting Their Twerk on Her Body
1	1 Vote	ISIS Beheads American Journalist James Foley in Video Which Is Nice
1	1 Vote	Here Is the First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Want to Share a Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Picnics LIKE a "Slave to Pumping"
1	1 Vote	Mark Your Calendars: Kate Middleton Has Carpool-Approved Mom Hair

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