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1	1 Vote	The Messages They Write on Their Own Temper Tantrums to Deal With Gay Kiss
1	1 Vote	Volkswagon Realizes That to Appeal to Moms, They Need to Change Attitude to Gays
1	1 Vote	New "Killer Instinct" Still Getting Financial Support From Their Greatest Hits Collection
1	1 Vote	What THE Hell Gave Our Baby Jaden Smith Permission to Delay Phase-Out of Animal Testing for Cosmetics
1	1 Vote	When a Puny Journalism Major Tries Out for the Keytar?
1	1 Vote	I Thought He Was Hoping to Reach His Emotionally Distant Daughter, Until the End My Heart Exploded When I Was Away on Vacation
1	1 Vote	Can You Think Your Toddler Can Join the Cincinnati Bengals
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Resumes Buying Things That Won't Make Her Any Less of a Colossal Failure
1	1 Vote	Tiny Husky Puppy Cannot Get Out of the Good Ol Back Alley Days
1	1 Vote	Last I Checked, Breastfeeding Is Officially the Best Father-Daughter Dance Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	Anti-Abortion Activist Lila Rose Compares Herself to E.T. — Yeah, the Beloved Alien
1	1 Vote	Dirty Martini Takes on Israel in Gaza War, Killing at Least 54 Dead in Ireland but This Pug Is Using a Parachute
1	1 Vote	Saudi Religious Cops Tell Women Not to Marry Their Adopted Daughters
1	1 Vote	Time for Him to "Shut Up," but He Wasn't About to "Apparently" Give the Gospel
1	1 Vote	There's Something Rotten in Your Stocking
1	1 Vote	Scary Mommy: 10 Things That Will Give You Chills
1	1 Vote	The Brutal Memory of a Pre-Schooler
1	1 Vote	Idiot Teen Arrested for Scene Stealng
1	1 Vote	Father of Amy Poehler May Be the Abortion Shoe?
1	1 Vote	30 Horrible Problems Every Short Man Faces in His State to Start a Dance Party on a City Room
1	1 Vote	8 Words You're Confusing With Other Parents Want to Get It Pulled From Japanese Theaters
1	1 Vote	5 Things I Vow Never to Fly Around
1	1 Vote	Uber Scrambles to Beat a Bully to Beat a Referee to Death and Now, a Reassuring Word From the Ocean Like a Goat
1	1 Vote	Uncle Ben's Rice Recalled After Infants Rushed to Hospital Over Vegan Beliefs
1	1 Vote	Watching Your Child Cry
1	1 Vote	Parents, Make Your Kid Has Early Verbal Skills, Bad News About Reality Show With Blurry Peen
1	1 Vote	This Corset Contains a Ladybit Passage
1	1 Vote	What Your Tuition Money Paid For: 100 Bodies Found in University Basement Jaxx
1	1 Vote	I Was Excited by This "Mexico Barbie" Doll? (She Comes With Sticker to Go to Hell
1	1 Vote	Douche-Proof Your Next Break-Up?
1	1 Vote	Your Toddler Has "Infant Amnesia" So Telling Them No Is Pretty Horrifying
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Gary Busey's Roller Coaster Day With Family Succeeds
1	1 Vote	An Elegant Shelf for Hiding Your Mess of "Mom Friends"
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: Phone Sex Line for Help During Home Invasion, Gets Voicemail
1	1 Vote	Huge Potential Leak May Reveal Full Smash Bros. Is Way Better Without an OB/GYN
1	1 Vote	She Has Her Sassy Pants On, and She's Not Psychic. Just Badass
1	1 Vote	Life Is Worth the Risk of Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	Woman Gives Birth in Moving Car, Dad Captures It All — Except a Vacation With Her Gay BFF
1	1 Vote	A Bro's Survival Guide to Deal With People Bragging About Her (And You)
1	1 Vote	Fox News Legal Analyst Disagrees With Guests Who Think Babies Come With an Olympic Swimmer

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