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14,627 smashes / 44,713 upvotes / smashed from 24,869 real headlines
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I'm All About Zombie Rabbits Kotaku
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China Is Afraid of Everything. Even a Vinaigrette Kotaku Los Angeles Times Mashable
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Dildos, Sex Shops and Nintendo in the "Star Trek" Cracked Kotaku
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North Korea to Make Piccolo From Dragon Ball Look "Ordinary" BuzzFeed CNN Kotaku
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Gundam Is Here and Hey, It's Real Small and Round! Gizmodo Kotaku
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Box Catches Cat, With a Moose CNN Kotaku
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Chinese Store Clerk Gives Zero Cares and Rams Him Anyway – BONUS: Super Scary Ending BroBible Kotaku
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Obama Signs Executive Order Aimed at Launching Kinky Sex App CNN Hacker News Kotaku The Blaze
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Guys, I Can't Prove These Are the Deadliest Weapons Kotaku McSweeny's The Chive
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So a Friend Was Taking a Photo in Your Vagina CNN Huffington Post Jezebel Kotaku r/funny
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SHOCK: It's Hard to Tell Asians Apart CNN Kotaku The Blaze
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​Real Talk on Helium Kotaku Sploid
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Batman Takes on a Flight Simulator HitFix Kotaku The Gloss
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EA Sports and Xbox One to Have Cybersex With This Woman Streaker Gawker Kotaku The Blaze
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Nintendo President: We Don't Want Nukes Gawker Kotaku New York Post
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One Reason I Refuse to Leave Your House BuzzFeed CNN Hacker News Kotaku
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The Germans Have Built a Giant Rooster Gawker io9 Kotaku
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The Best Thing About Titanfall Is Getting Lonelier BroBible Kotaku
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Hannity Says Obama Went to Yale and Won't Use the Term Epic Battle Gawker Kotaku
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Angelina Jolie Is Helping Me Homeschool My Five-Year-Old Kotaku New York Post
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The Best Way to Tell Her You Got It Dude! Huffington Post Kotaku People The Raw Story
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Gas Prices Are Now Advertisements for Denny's Kotaku Mashable
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How I Stopped Being a Badger Business Insider Hacker News Kotaku
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Damn, Democratic Party, I Like Mitt's New Strategy of Being Really, Really Good at Spear-Throwing BuzzFeed Huffington Post Kotaku Upworthy
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Ellen Page, Giant Robots Look Like Toy Cars, but They're Not io9 Kotaku
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Hell Hath No Fury Like a Golden Penis Giant Bomb Kotaku
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Mercedes Creates an Almost-Invisible Car to Save a Cat CNN Kotaku Tested
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This Woman Dates Younger Men, She Has Sex With Some People's Kinects Kotaku Upworthy
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Team Fortress 2 Is Here, and It's All Your Fault Giant Bomb Kotaku
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Saudi Prince: Women Should Have Been a Microsoft Exclusive BuzzFeed Gawker Jezebel Kotaku
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Female Coworkers More Likely to Kill Nintendo Execs Kotaku ThinkProgress
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My Dad Is Angry Birds Hacker News Kotaku
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