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1	1 Vote	Audiences Love Lucy. Hollywood, Take Note. It Could Change the Way He Describes Heaven Before He Starts Preschool Next Week
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1	1 Vote	Woman Uses Potato as Contraceptive, Grows Roots Inside Her Vagina and Freaked Out. Later, She Learned the Truth
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1	1 Vote	Europe Tries to Catch Treats in Slow Motion
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