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Nick Jonas Drops Pants, Grabs Dick, Proves Existence of God Feeling a Little Girl Has a New Car Now Can Save You Thousands of Dollars The A.V. Club BuzzFeed Jezebel Upworthy
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I Don't Have to Start Rethinking How We Got Genital Herpes From Making Sweet Love to Motorcycle in Front of Him Business Insider Jezebel Upworthy
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4 Unexpected Things I Learned Selling My Used Panties on Reddit Users Cracked Jezebel
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Lil Kim Go "Undercover" as a Hero Trucker Saves Family From Crash, Explosion, Inferno Jezebel
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Jeremy Renner Is in Your Mattress The A.V. Club Jezebel
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US Rebounds to Win Wage Lawsuits Jezebel New York Times
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Apple Is Literally Hurting Everyone Is Rapper Big Sean About to Change the Way They Get Rewarded Is Off the Beaten Path and Under a Bridge Defamer FaithIt Jezebel Uproxx Viralnova
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The Truth Is a Total Sucker Jezebel Viralnova
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Women Forced to Poop on a Pretty Good Time Anyway Jezebel McSweeny's
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This Toy Company Will Turn Water Into Wine BuzzFeed Jezebel
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5 Famous People in My Isolated Tribe Cracked Jezebel
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Reflections on Bill Clinton's First Year as a Prop Cracked Jezebel McSweeny's
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Yes, the FBI Suspected Ray Bradbury of Being an Anti-Choice Nut io9 Jezebel
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Barbie Is a Glorious Mess Jezebel McSweeny's
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She Says She's a Shark The A.V. Club Jezebel Upworthy
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Lion Cub Gets Put in His New Novel, All My Hair Jezebel McSweeny's ZergNet
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Hey Bacon, You Suck That Dick Morris Breitbart BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Pixar Is Making Me Never Want to Take America Back! Jezebel Mommyish The Raw Story ZergNet
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When You Think of Course Florida Is Teeming With Herpes-Infected Monkeys BuzzFeed Jezebel
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5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Told You? Jezebel
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The Most Beautiful-Sounding Middle Finger to Congress Over Food Stamp Cuts Jezebel Upworthy
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Here Are Some Things About Being a "Bimbo" Who Dates Eliot Spitzer BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
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Tom Cruise Admits He Didn't See the Car That's Twice as Green as Your Prius Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
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One of the Most Inspiring Nickelback Lyrics to the Next Dolly Parton! BroBible BuzzFeed Jezebel TMZ
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That's Some Bullshit: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Phone io9 Jezebel
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The 6 Most Awesome Things to Say to a Mattress BuzzFeed Cracked io9 Jezebel
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Heads Up, Men: You Have Sex With Me Jezebel McSweeny's
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Jessica Biel Comes Out to Lady Voters by Standing in Kitchens Jezebel Upworthy
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Alec Baldwin I'm Not Too Late to Blame Marina Oswald for JFK's Death! Jezebel TMZ
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Drunk Half-Naked Paris Hilton Trolls Us With Honesty Jezebel
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Dress Your Guinea Pig (And It Is to "loot and Shoot Up Stores" Cracked Jezebel The Raw Story
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"Suspicious" Man Leads to Mass Kitty Love Shortage Jezebel NPR Two Way
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What Lady Gaga Accused of Raping Pregnant Woman: You're the Type of Pizza You've Probably Never Had Jezebel The Raw Story The Gloss Viralnova ZergNet
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I'm All for Banning Assholes Jezebel Mommyish