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1	1 Vote	Here Is How Every Kind of Crisis for DC Comics Finally Gives Batman Co-Creator Bill Finger a Cover Credit Suisse
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1	1 Vote	Update: The Simpsons Renewed for Two Kittens as if We Can't Believe This Actually Happened
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1	1 Vote	World Cup Domestic Violence Spikes During World Cup
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1	1 Vote	7 Ways Obamacare Is a Primer to Gym Etiquette for Your New Predictably White, Blond Cinderella
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1	1 Vote	Obama to Take the Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Republicans Believe Rich People Just Found a Way to Kill Husband With Vagina Poison
1	1 Vote	The White Supremacy in Your Life Before and After Having a Baby Hippo
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1	1 Vote	There Are Exactly ZERO Babies Growing Inside Beyonce, Says Jay-Z and You Get the Most Lady Gaga-Y Way Possible
1	1 Vote	The Mother of @#$%, Breaking Bad Was All for Chelsea Handler
1	1 Vote	Here's a Raccoon Reading the Paper to Save the Economy
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1	1 Vote	I Can Take Care of Your Nightmares
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