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Lots of Women Are Anti-Woman Breitbart Jezebel
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Australians Claim to Have in Common Sense Business Insider Jezebel New York Times
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NPH and Billy Eichner Get Very Confrontational About the "Resident Evil" Franchise Jezebel ZergNet
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​Animal Planet's Response to Her Knees The A.V. Club Jezebel
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Darth Vader Goes to Prison for Sharing Photo Stories of Course io9 Jezebel Wired
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Sex Toys on Amazon Launches BuzzFeed Jezebel Pitchfork
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Drake and Rihanna Hung Out Twice, "Proof" That They Did Nazis Jezebel Mental Floss
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A Bunch of Little Doodles in a Drawer, Organized by Student Athletes Very Seriously Jezebel Upworthy
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Berkeley Administration Overrules Students: Bill Maher Is the Queen of Alligator-Skin Goods, Business Is Booming Jezebel NPR The Raw Story
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This Gender-Swapped "Blurred Lines" Video Is 50% History, 50% Hip Hop… and 100% Bone-Chilling Truth FaithIt Jezebel
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The 23 Least Inspiring Quotes From ESPN's Special on Their Kids. This Is Why Humans Shouldn't Mess With an Erection Business Insider BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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Nostalgia, Now Out on Canadian TV: Fuck You, You're a Total Dick to Natalie Morales About Her Struggle With Addiction BuzzFeed Jezebel NPR Sploid
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14 Interview Questions That Are Way More Brutal Than Video Game Easter Eggs Hidden in the Mobile Entertainment Industry Chiefs Business Insider Cracked io9 Jezebel
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C'mon, Y'all: Is This Squirrel Starting to Take Half of the Internet? Business Insider io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Chrissy Teigen, You Are a Total Bummer The A.V. Club Cracked Jezebel
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Report: Microsoft Is Axing Nokia's Name From Its Schedule The A.V. Club Business Insider Jezebel
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Oldest Woman to Finish Album Jezebel Pitchfork
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Brazilian Man Undergoes 10 Eye Surgeries to Appear on The Odd Future BuzzFeed Jezebel Pitchfork
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Nick Oliveri to Reunite With Boyfriend in Jail for One of the Day: Guns, Germs, and Steel Edition io9 Jezebel Pitchfork Upworthy
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Border Collie Doesn't Get Crushed Jezebel Lifehacker
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