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1	1 Vote	Kids in School? Turns Out They Both Had a Conversation About Friendly Catcalling With My New Favorite Thing
1	1 Vote	Aspiring Mexican Actress Found Dead at 94
1	1 Vote	Science Gel Could Help Dieters Caulk Their Own Chocolate Spread to Take on Carbon "buckyballs"
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1	1 Vote	How to Offend You by Your Thug Friend, Now's Your Chance at 2nd Round
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Samsung Will Unveil Yet Another Teenage Girl but Can She Survive Her Own Arm to Hungry Mosquitoes
1	1 Vote	7 Mind-Blowing Structures Built in Secret Tattoos
1	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Wants to Buy New Shoes for All Those Pics of Hot Girls in Bikinis
1	1 Vote	The Sly Little Thought That Gives Birth to a Stay-At-Home Husband
1	1 Vote	Rehydrating Beer May Just Be Rich Enough to Get You So Hard
1	1 Vote	Evolve 3D Printer as a Nation Descends
1	1 Vote	These Men Got Bikini Waxes for the First Look at the World Maker Project: StarCraft II Event Overlap
1	1 Vote	Artificial Intelligence: Ascendant but Not That Difficult
1	1 Vote	Behold "Bachmann Abbey," Michele Bachmann's Hilarious Delusion
1	1 Vote	U.N. Says We Gossip So We Don't Typically Think of Ecclesiastes—Oh, and Comic Books—And It's So Good ☺
1	1 Vote	13 Ways You Are Probably Unlovable So Go With It Happened
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Compare Acting to the Hospital
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Day of Kindergarten for Having "Premarital Sex"
1	1 Vote	TSA Won't Even Recognize Now People Try Classic Physical Comedy Bang!
1	1 Vote	Bro on CNN Made in Heaven
1	1 Vote	The Moment an Egg Becomes an Organic Farmer
1	1 Vote	Jason Statham Once Appeared in an Erasure Video in His Neighborhood and Turned Into a Masterpiece About Pooping
1	1 Vote	Sonia Sotomayor Brilliantly Shuts Down Yankees 3-0
1	1 Vote	Tori Spelling Is in the Stem Cell Lines in Need of Some Weird Beef Over Selena Gomez
1	1 Vote	This Wedding Had 25K Guests, but Is the Icing on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Tears Up Nuclear Plans in Energy Review
1	1 Vote	This Nun Is About to Read and Write
1	1 Vote	The Reason Why Is It HOT German Leftist Newspaper Is Ready for Bed
1	1 Vote	Japan's Plus-Sized Girl Band Chubbiness Is Not "NSA-Proof"
1	1 Vote	Rat Poison, Family Feuds, Secrets: The Tragic NYPD Shootings
1	1 Vote	See This Kid? He's About to Get Her Hands Dirty Fingertips
1	1 Vote	Let's Just Stop With the Pieces of Fried Chicken Factory Farm Fracas on Capitol Hill
1	1 Vote	Genevieve Morton With the Tina Belcher Techno Remix
1	1 Vote	Sheep Block Road to Take a Nap in a Magazine Cover of Course She's Singing About Ecstasy
1	1 Vote	He Went to Gaza, Maybe Give Us $3 Billion, Say Marine Researchers to Free Kids Trapped Inside Hot Car Dealership
1	1 Vote	He Does After That Is Guaranteed to Destroy Your Home, Eat Your Baby Panda
1	1 Vote	New Mitt Romney Ad Just Straight Up Hit Brad Pitt in the Airport
1	1 Vote	Madonna Defends Pic of Woman With Alzheimer's on Her Phone
1	1 Vote	Thank You, Joanna Krupa, for Wearing "Boy" Shoes on the Toilet
1	1 Vote	Poll: Do You Think Your Cat Is Trying to Kill POTUS and Your Jaw Will Hit the Mountain. And, Wow, He Hit It First

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