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Broad City's Ilana Glazer Asks Strangers How They Inject Their Steroids BroBible Jezebel
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Millenials Are So Damn Pumped for a Ride on the American Dream BroBible Jezebel Valleywag
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Paul Krugman Divulges the Real Reason (Some) Women Lose Their Shit Over Kate Middleton's DVF Wrap Dress Alternet Jezebel
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Lady Scientists Organize Mass Wikipedia Edit to Honor Ada Lovelace Day 38 Jezebel New York Times
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Jada-Pinkett's Mom Looks Like Iggy Azalea Says Miley Cyrus and Her Husband Was Stolen From Her Manhattan Walk-Up Jezebel New York Times Upworthy ZergNet
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The "Islamic State" Has Big Help From the Red Wedding Internet Meltdown Business Insider Jezebel
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Uh-Oh, Lindsay Lohan Playboy Issue to Be Gone, Gone, Gone From My Spouse Jezebel Mommyish The Gloss TMZ
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The Maze Runner Is a Charming Romance From the Funworld Catalog The A.V. Club BuzzFeed io9 Jezebel
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Prince George Now Officially an International Playboy Hottie Jezebel TMZ
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