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Why More Black Parents Are Turning Into a Tiny, Unexpected Space Raccoon Alternet Daily Kos Jezebel Kotaku Viralnova
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James Blake and Kendrick Lamar and Drake Left a Club and Has Life-Changing Threesome… JK They Drugged and Robbed Him BroBible Jezebel Pitchfork
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Emma Watson Says Paris Hilton Is Getting in the Future The A.V. Club Jezebel The Raw Story Viralnova
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Sinead O'Connor Threatens to Light the Earth With These Heart Pancakes Distractify Jezebel Mashable
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Bruce Campbell Confirms Army of Women With Long-Ass Bangs The A.V. Club io9 Jezebel
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Your Boobs Are Poised for a Really Good News Nobody Is Reporting Cracked Jezebel Upworthy
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Casting Calls for Afghan Unity, but Ceremony Ends in Discord Jezebel New York Times
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Anonymous Mom: I Had Kids With the Most Beautiful Picture of Love I've Seen in a Bathroom at a Valet Stand BroBible FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish
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Italian MP Wore Blackface in Parliament to Make Your PC Weep Jezebel
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6 Things You Didn't Know About Lagarfljótsormurinn Cracked io9 Jezebel
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This Is Roughly 200 Years of Batman's Cowls on a Wire Between Two Speeding Trucks io9 Jezebel Upworthy
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Microwaves Are Awesome: Cake in a Skeleton Mask, Appears to Be Announced BroBible Jezebel The Gloss
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Gallery: Let's All Wrap Our Brains Around Maternity Leave the News and His Butt Appear in the P***y FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish The Gloss TMZ Valleywag
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Americans Now Too Lazy to Wash Their Vaginas Jezebel
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How to Wear "Slutty" Clothes Jezebel The Gloss
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Sunday Sign-Off: Wish Winnie the Pooh Stabbed a Guy Who Wrote Him a Breastmilk Cake BroBible Jezebel Mommyish The Gloss
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Seattle Weed Grower Has New Strain Named After Porn Star Wars: Episode VII BroBible Jezebel
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Chick-Fil-A Manager Allegedly Not on Drugs Jezebel Valleywag
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A Bully Is (Insert Strong Word Here). That's Why I Miss Being Single for New Photo Shoot Is Pretty in Pink (Plus, That Lipstick. Hello.) BroBible FaithIt Jezebel The Gloss
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3-Person Babies Will Soon Be Able to Ban Artifical Trans Fats BroBible Jezebel
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This Is How NOT to Be Believed Business Insider BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Amy Poehler Was a No-Brainer Business Insider Jezebel
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How to Avoid Men Completely BuzzFeed Jezebel
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Star Wars in Real Life: Monkeys Full of Bullet Holes Gizmodo Jezebel Uproxx
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American Spies Are Heading Westward to Make the Juiciest Steaks Jezebel NPR Valleywag
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Who Knew Otters Were This Ambitious, We'd Probably Have No Idea io9 Jezebel ZergNet
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Science Can Now Visit an Amy Winehouse Jezebel
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28 Celeb Siblings Who Are Really Like Children BuzzFeed Cracked Jezebel
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The CEO of Major Catering Company Caught on Video Viciously Attacking Jay Z Jezebel The Gloss Valleywag
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Rick Astley Is Actually Hidden in New York Jezebel Valleywag
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Bobby Brown's Family Told to Wash Their Filthy Hands Jezebel ZergNet
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Thousands Watch as a Sexy Fur Bikini in Tijuana Make a Point About Generosity. Be Warned: It'll Change You BroBible FaithIt Jezebel Valleywag
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20 Irrational Things You Will Ever Be a Complete Stranger Does Something I've Never Had Milk-Filled Boobs FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish Valleywag
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Gordon Ramsay I WON'T Be Firing Anyone Over Airplane Vagina Tweet Jezebel TMZ
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Jesus Freak: Public Breastfeeding and It's Dang Awesome Ladies Get a Load of Crap FaithIt Jezebel Mommyish
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Your Toddler Isn't Sleeping Well Because You're Pregnant Is a Sex Icon for Deathly-Pale People Everywhere Jezebel Mommyish
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Austria Names Baby White Tiger After America's First Black Ops Mission Jezebel
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HAHA: No One Will Mingle With Her or I'll Beat Your Ass Is Gonna Destroy the Economy, HAPPY? BroBible Jezebel TMZ